Thursday, May 2, 2019

FAILING SOCIALISM


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Saturday, April 20, 2019

WHILE NEW MEXICO BURNS


As the illegal immigrant problem festers at out border and the pleas for help by the authorities in Otero and Hidalgo Counties go unheeded, it is pretty sad to see that the only one doing New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham's job in this crisis is President Trump. Other than vindictively and immaturely ignoring it Grisham only seems to be interested in sitting on her fanny up in Santa Fe signing spending bills and devising despotic edicts we are all to obey.

It should be pointed out that back in 2005 even then-Governor Bill Richardson took time off from his presidential campaigning to proclaim a state of emergency in Dona Ana, Luna, Grant and Hidalgo counties due to human smuggling, drug trafficking, and property destruction. This at least released $750,000 in state emergency funding to help the people there. Yet Grisham does nothing with our present-day problems.

Perhaps our border counties should try to secede from New Mexico. They'd probably have better protection and security being part of Texas and I don't believe they'd have to beg anyone to send in the National Guard for assistance. Or, failing that, maybe they can request another state's National Guard be sent down to help them.

I don't know if Grisham is waiting for another victory parade, another TV photo op, or another large mirror to be installed in the Governor's Mansion but her actions are lazy and despicable.

She may be the worst chief executive ever elected to office in this state.

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Tuesday, April 16, 2019

NOTRE DAME AND THE ATHEIST MEDIA


It was a sad sight to see the cathedral of Notre Dame on fire. But what is truly amazing was watching the atheist media pretend to care.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

EVERYTHING YOU WANT


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Sunday, March 31, 2019

WHAT ABOUT BIG DEM?


The Sunday Albuquerque Journal ran an interesting article on a recent rural Iowa forum in which Senators Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar called for breaking up 'Big Ag'. It is their belief that a few large companies hold monopolistic sway over the agricultural industry in the United States.

This seems to coincide with other entities that Democrats fear like Big Pharma, Big Business, Big Amazon, Big Facebook, in fact, just about everything big. Except for one thing: Big Dem. They seem to have no problem with a Democrat Party encased in states, such as ours, which has reached dictatorial proportions.

Dictatorial to the point where they are trying everything they can to ignore the Constitution and impose their own kind if political Sharia law. They have made efforts to go around the second amendment with new gun laws, sabotage the electoral college with popular-vote compacts, silence free speech with hate crime legislation and social media campaigns, ignoring the immigration laws to embrace criminality, and do their damnedest to hurt religious belief and morality by suing believers every chance they get. Seemingly, if we don't go along with Big Dem's foul morality and views we are ostracized and hurt through boycotts, physical threats, or firings.

Big Dem's imperative seems to indicate going in the direction of Big Socialism and in this, I'd say they've succeeded well here in New Mexico. We ARE Venezuela. Go up north and nothing's changed there, heck, if you want a government job you need to know somebody who can pull the right strings so you can be employed or else you're stuck sucking on the crack pipe of Welfare.

We could start dismantling Big Dem by allowing vouchers or rebates to free our students from the indoctrination and dumbing-down inherent in the present public school system. We should encourage the creation of new television networks free of liberal bias and the juvenile mentality of the high school reporters local stations employ. And we should support President Trump's efforts to bring free speech back to our college campuses.

If there's any great monopoly that needs to be broken up, it truly is Big Democrat. It is burying us in Big Taxation, Big Regulation, Big Bureaucracy, Big Ignorance, and Big Failure.

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Friday, March 22, 2019

DEMOCRAT DAY - HURRAH!


In witnessing the spectacle of the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-led Congress and the Democrat presidential hopefuls working to push Socialism onto America's broad shoulders, I can't help but think that her hard-working party needs a special day to further their need for attention.

Thus April 1st, which is as good a day as any, ought to be designated Democrat Day, a national day of pleasure to allow them to show off their accomplishments and goals. Like any federal holiday, workers everywhere would have the day off. And it probably should be celebrated much like Macy's Department Store celebrates Thanksgiving with a televised parade down New York streets.

But before you start off your parade, you would need a Grand Marshall to lead the way. And who better qualified for this demanding position than George Soros whose unbridled spending has catapulted so many Democrats into public office. What better way to repay him for his money.

As this will be televised, we will need the help of plenty of television notables to narrate the festivities, stars like Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos, Joy Behar, Joe Scarborough, Whoopi Goldberg, and, of course, Barbara Walters just because she's still breathing.

Oh, to see so many groups or communities or whatever they're called prancing down the street: the journalism corps with their typewriters and steno pads, the environmental groups with their yellow slickers waving non-carbonated banners, the mainstream TV news hosts with their microphones, the entertainment herd with their bejeweled actors and actresses, the ivory tower professors in their smart tweed jackets and pantsuits, the get-out-the-vote crowd with their polished clipboards gleaming in the sun, the Antifa mobs tossing their collectible stones and bricks at the grateful crowds, the BLM goonies hitting passersby with their metal pipes and truncheons, the long line of welfare recipients showing off their new government-issued cellphones, the abortion doctors with their frozen stethoscopes and their informational displays. It just goes on and on to the point that some, unfortunately, will have to be turned away.

But can you imagine the fun of seeing so many helium-filled balloons of Democrat icons like Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and that big crowd pleaser, Che Guevara with his rakish beret floating in the sky? Oh my gosh and here come the many floats of socialist treasures like the slums of Brazil, the empty grocery shelves of Venezuela, the Russian gulags, and the torture chambers of Mao Tse Tung (or is it Mao Zedong? Oh, never mind.)

And all of these will be interspersed with public school marching bands. Musical tributes to the Democrat Party, expertly played by those who've been perfectly dumbed down and indoctrinated into the Democrat way of life.

Finally, every televised parade needs speeches and the roster of speakers would be mind-boggling. Stopping in front of the reviewing stand to serenade our ears with Democrat dogma will be such liberal firebrands as Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib to bash the Jews; Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand to bash white men; Amy Klobuchar to bash her staff; Beto O'Rourke to bash the environment; Joe Biden and Cory Booker to bash each other; Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to bash business; and, of course, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to bash whoever's left. More bashing here than at an MLB All-Star home run hitting contest.

Come on, America, what a wonderful time and what an even more wonderful parade will there be for us to behold. And as we all know, everyone loves a parade, even one paid for with our freedoms.

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THE TEN DEMOCRAT COMMANDMENTS


dedicated to New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver and the Memory of Freedom she destroyed:


THE TEN DEMOCRAT COMMANDMENTS

  1. The Democrat Party is the Lord thine God: thou shalt not have strange Political Parties before thee.
  2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Democrat Party, thine God, in vain.
  3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images unless they be campaign literature.
  4. Remember to keep holy the Election Day.
  5. Honor thine Democrat Senator and Democrat Representative.
  6. Thou shalt not kill another Democrat. Republicans art OK.
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless it furthers the Democrat Party. Thine Liberal Media will forgive thee if thou apologizes sincerely. 
  8. Thou shalt not steal an election unless it benefits unto the Democrat Party. 
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine neighbor unless thou art running for office against him.
10. Thou shalt not covet thine Democrat neighbor’s goods.

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