Wednesday, September 20, 2017

HOLLYWOOD


Hollywood Bumper Sticker

Hollywood Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, September 17, 2017

MARIJUANAVILLE


   MARIJUANAVILLE

lyrics by Clyde James Aragon
(dedicated to the hazy state of Colorado
with apologies to Jimmy Buffet)

Nibbling on brownies
Watching the TV
All of those tourists lined up to buy weed
Taking a big hit
From some of that wild shit
No matter what happens, I'll never get caught

Wasted away again in Marijuanaville
Searching for my lost cigarette lighter
Some people claim no motivation's to blame
But I know it's Mary Jane's fault

I'm glued to the front couch
Just like a ground sloth
Nothing to do but puff all day long
But it's a really smoky
And I'm oh so low-key
I'm tokin' happy on this super-size bong

Wasted away again in Marijuanaville
Searching for my lost cigarette lighter
Some people claim no motivation's to blame
Now I think, hell, it could be Mary Jane's fault

I slept until three, man
Until I had to go to the can
Lately I don't feel like moving my tail
But there's pot in the kitchen
The stuff's really bitchin'
I feel I could smoke a whole pail

Wasted away again in Marijuanaville
Searching for my lost cigarette lighter
Some people claim no motivation's to blame
But I know it’s Mary Jane's fault
Yes and some people claim no motivation's to blame
But I know it’s all Mary Jane's fault


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lyrics by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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WHO RULES YOU


Who Rules You Bumper Sticker

Who Rules You Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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Monday, August 21, 2017

CRIME IN ALBUQUERQUE

from the pen of my bestest friend Marie Yordy:

I don't understand the Media's sudden obsession with crime in Albuquerque. This has been present with us for as long as I can remember. It's always been tsk-tsked away.


Yet this new attitude is so surprising. The Media people always show up for every left-wing protest and mob get-together to egg on the actors and then act as if they had nothing to do with any flare up of hate that might occur. Of course, to paraphrase Rahm Emanuel, Barack Obama's former chief of staff, a riot is a terrible thing to waste. And, by golly, our TV screens are filled with unwasted footage. Unbridled anger seems to be okay.


On the other side, our politicians here have decided to ignore our Constitution and federal law by tacitly or overtly promoting 'sanctuary cities'. They set the example as to whether the law should be obeyed. And apparently it need not be.


Over the years, I've also seen disrespect for authority quietly sown in our government-run schools. Every school child shows up with a chip on his shoulder and an ACLU lawyer at his side. Our universities decide what freedom of speech means when they do nothing as violent protests and threats greet many invited speakers. Our streets fill with hateful people from both places whenever it is decided to show contempt for our president. Unreasonable and made-up slights and accusations ferment through our city.


All of this is aided by a Welfare system that promotes sloth and rewards child neglect. When Dad is a state bureaucrat, you can be sure all rods will be spared to spoil the rat-tailed children we are  raising. And we willingly accept their drug use and gang membership as something families can do nothing about. Heaven forbid they raise their voice against it. That would be considered child abuse by our Democrat Party judges who run the show.


But what moral authority is there to hinder criminals from their activity? Even traffic laws go unenforced. If you can't stop a speeder, why would a thug think twice about breaking any law he pleases? Murder, rape, robbery, assault, theft, drug peddling, and more pass over our city, waved on by a cavalier and permissive middle finger.


To be sure, even religion has been put in its place. Liberals loudly demanded separation of church and state thus putting an end to having or developing a conscience. Hedonism and personal appetite override the responsibility of adulthood. We have morality by consensus like we have science by consensus. Black and white has been replaced by a lighter shade of beige.


There's no guilt to suppress one's baser instincts anymore and thus nobody can tell anybody what to do anymore, not even God. Poor God, He created this world and seems to have lost control of it. Perhaps it's time for another asteroid to visit the planet.


We've fashioned our own hell and we've fashioned our own hand basket. Albuquerque and New Mexico are well on the way to creating the perfect liberal society. And, oh, how grand it's going to be.


by © Marie T. Yordy  - All Rights Reserved

from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Saturday, August 19, 2017

FREE SPEECH RALLY


Dumb Enough Bumper Sticker

Dumb Enough Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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Monday, August 14, 2017

SANCTUARY CITY


Sanctuary City Bumper Sticker

Sanctuary City Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, July 20, 2017

WAY TO GO, LEO!

Leo Sanchez, artist, sculptor, and Valencia County resident, has been featured in the Up Close section of the New Mexico Gas Company publication, The Front Burner:


As the military vet (six years as an artillery tank crew member and squad leader) says, "I am excited that I have honorably served my country. I am also excited that God gave me the opportunity to work with my hands and I do not take them for granted." (quote excerpted from the article)