Saturday, November 16, 2019

NEW MEXICO'S WINDFALL MADNESS


It's pretty disgusting watching our local 'representatives' here in Albuquerque rushing to Santa Fe to try and grab even more money out of us, this time to pay for a multi-million dollar soccer stadium that would be used for the New Mexico United's 17-game season and which should be paid for by them if they want a dedicated stadium. Not a hint of a tax cut from either Democrats (who never want tax cuts) or Republicans (who used to stand for tax cuts) coming out of the oil-and-gas windfall, partially added to by New Mexico drivers. At the end of the day, other than filling bureaucratic coffers, this will be yet another pot of money flushed down the Rio Grande which had all the potential to do good for New Mexico.

Seems like Albuquerque co-Mayors Rael and McDreamy, the Democrat spendthrifts on the Albuquerque City Council, and our leftist Bernalillo County Commission can't suck enough out of us.

© Gilbert Aragon. All rights reserved.

Thursday, September 26, 2019

STICK YOUR SOCIALISM


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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT TRANSCRIPTS


In the ridiculous and never-ending world of Trump impeachment the president was quick to release a phone transcript he had with the Ukrainian president after Democrats created yet another false mountain in their partisan molehill. The transcript showed no pressure by Trump to have Biden and his son investigated over corruption in which Biden wanted Ukraine to fire its top prosecutor, Viktor Shokin, who was investigating the natural gas firm Burisma Holdings where Hunter Biden was on the board.

Tasting blood, I can imagine these Democrats calling for other phone transcripts. What, for example would they do with President Trump's pizza call-in order:

PELOSI: That request for pepperoni is an affront to our Constitution.

NADLER: And his threat to cancel his order if he didn't get double cheese is an abuse of power. That alone requires his immediate impeachment.

DEAD JOHNNIE COCHRAN: His pizza outreach means you should impeach.

AOC: Pizza? Did somebody order pizza? I want a slice.

by © Clyde James Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
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Saturday, September 21, 2019

TRAINED CLIMATE SEAL TIME


I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the recent climate change protest being put on by the trained climate seals coming out of the public schools. But I wish people would stop telling us this was organized by students. This was just another grown-up liberal puppet show trying to ram this lie down our throats.

Back in the 70s, we were being brainwashed to fear the coming ice age. Now our kids are having global warming pounded into their brains. In 10 years what will be the new fear tactic words - the coming ice age/global warming/food shortage apocalypse?

Fortunately for the adults behind all this they don't have to explain to the duped urchins that carbon emissions have been going down for the past 14 years or that they should be protesting in China where they continue to pollute or of the hypocrisy of Barack Hussein Obama, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Al Gore buying beachfront property. So much for the rising oceans.

I think that if these kids are serious about this matter, they should demand that an immediate VOLUNTARY carbon tax be put in place. Let Liberals and Democrats put their own money where their mouth is. And make it at least 10 percent, much like a tithe payable to the Church of Big Environmentalism. I'm sure such a voluntary tax would raise so much money from woke liberals that you wouldn't be able to find a place to sit that wasn't occupied by a tree.

by © Marie T. Yordy

from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

VAPIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM

"Vapin' In The Boys Room"

(with apologies to Brownsville Station)

Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap-just ain't my bag
When two bells ring you know it's my cue
Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2

Vapin' in the boys room
Vapin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that vapin' ain't allowed in school

Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls-nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Vapin' in the boys room
Vapin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that vapin' ain't allowed in school


concept by Clyde James Aragon
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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

THE WICKED EPSTEIN'S DEAD


Ding Dong! Epstein's dead. Oh which, oh which Epstein's dead?
Ding Dong! The Wicked Epstein's dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, let loose the noose around your head.
Wake up, the Wicked Epstein's dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Wicked Epstein's dead!

new lyrics by Clyde James Aragon
with apologies to the Wizard of Oz, Harold Arlen, and E.Y. Harburg

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Thursday, May 2, 2019

FAILING SOCIALISM


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