Saturday, April 4, 2020

TRUMP GETS LEFT-HANDED DEFENSE


As there are left-handed compliments so are there left-handed defenses and the Albuquerque Journal's editorial (4 April 2020) pretending to come to the aid of President Trump over his live daily coronavirus briefings is one of them.

It is indeed commendable to stand up to the machinations of the hostile, anti-American MoveOn.org who are attempting to stop the briefings but using your own space to once again accuse Trump of being petty comes out just as petty. This shabby treatment of Republicans goes back even past Dwight Eisenhower's presidency where he was depicted as a dolt (and this, as Supreme Allied Commander, he had just directed a successful effort to defeat the Germans in World War II). Every Republican who has made it to the presidency has been treated poorly. Trump, though, is probably the first to throw the drivel back in the face of all the smirky, disrespectful, history-illiterate, know-nothing jerks who preen before the cameras at press conferences like high schoolers trying to dazzle everyone with their newly acne-free faces.

As for saying Trump doesn't stick to scientific facts, he was widely mocked in the Democrat Media for saying chloroquine might be very useful as a treatment for the coronavirus. We are now seeing that drug being prescribed worldwide with favorable, if not miraculous, results.

Now that we are awash in media doom-and-gloom stories and touchie-feelie articles on what is being done rather ridiculously by many, I find Trump's briefings interesting and entertaining, especially when he has to handle the often stupid and juvenile questions launched at him.

by © Marie T. Yordy - All Rights Reserved
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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

SAY NO TO SENILE JOE


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by CJA_the_humorist

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Sunday, March 8, 2020

PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS DOOMSDAY


As the Media ramps up its fear mongering Coronavirus coverage, one has to be concerned about its implications. Have you made a will and removed all those snotty nephews and nieces that never remembered your birthday? Also, simple questions pop up: Am I prepared for this epidemic? Do I have enough Kleenex? And what about underwear. Is one package of shorts enough?

Well, I've tossed my anxieties to the winds and decided to ride this pandemic out in my house. We'll be trapped in our homes anyway, lest bands of roving zombie vegans try to break in to steal celery or tomatoes. Home sweet home, I'm here to stay.

I'm nothing if not prepared and as the dark clouds of Coronavirus Doomsday Armageddon approach I have busily prepared for the worst. After repeated forays to my local Walgreens, I stocked my Coronavirus Doomsday Pantry with the foods that will easily get me through this crisis: Spam, pepper jerky, Reese's Pieces, pumpkin seeds, Fig Newtons, chicken-flavored ramen noodles, Fritos, Slim Jims, Funnyuns, chile and beans, potted meat, Vienna sausages, canned tamales, Cheetos, chunky salsa, Doritos, Little Debbie's cakes, Goldfish crackers, deviled ham, and, of course, rippled potato chips for their salt content (salt is very important when you're trying to sweat out a major panic). Also I've collected a few bags of Trail Mix to help meet my dietary need for fruits and nuts.

Since one does not live by solid food alone, my Coronavirus Doomsday Man Cave is fully stocked with Arizona Tea. Mango, sweet tea, watermelon, raspberry, I love them all. The cases reach the ceiling. I'll be popping a lid to watch my DVD on my Coronavirus Doomsday 60-Inch TV Set with my feet up on my Coronavirus Doomsday Hassock. I'll also be sorting through my large assortment of books (it is a novel coronavirus, after all).

Scissors and a can opener have rounded off my preparations.

Take a tip from me, the best way to pass your time during a major catastrophe is to eat your way through it.

Bon Appétit!

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Saturday, March 7, 2020

DO THE CORONAVIRUS WITH ME


"The Coronavirus"

[with apologies to Gerry Goffon/Carole King]

Everybody’s shaking a brand new dance now
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
I know you’ll get to be scared of it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
Watch the evening TV let them frighten you to death
This is even worse than smoking ten cans of meth
So, come on, come on, and do the Coronavirus with me

Somebody coughs,
you run to the left
Somebody coughs,
you run to the right
Save yourself now if you think you might
So do the Coronavirus in a panic this night

Woah, woah
Show the people how you’ve become even wiser
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus )
Douse your pinkies in a vat of hand sanitizer
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus )
Do it nice and easy and just stay on task
As you go through life with a full face mask
So, come on, come on, and do the Coronavirus with me

Woah, woah
Move around the floor away from your friends
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
And stay away from everything your momma sends
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
There's never been a dance that's so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you're coming unglued
So, come on, come on, and do the Coronavirus with me
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
So, come on, come on, and do the Coronavirus with me
(Come on baby, do the Coronavirus)
It’s a dance that’s a little bit manic
It’s based upon the Coronavirus panic
So, come on, come on, and do the Coronavirus with me

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Sunday, February 23, 2020

SMART DOG

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Sunday, February 16, 2020

ALBUQUERQUE'S SANCTUARY CITY MADNESS


I agree with the Albuquerque Journal's Sunday editorial that our city has gone too far with this Sanctuary City nonsense they're pushing. This reminds me of the Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens fiasco of a few years back when again the Feds inadvertently resolved that mess by demanding Real IDs.

Again we're about to lose federal funding due to the obstinate nature of our professional Democrat politicians here who seem to think 'resistance' to a legally-elected president and administration is the way to conduct office.  

Cooperating with the federal government on immigration problems and deporting illegal alien criminals should be common sense but there seems little on display in our council. Pat Davis along with the Mayor and the rest of the Democrats in the City Council (and the #MeToo Bernalillo County Commission, as well) act like illegal aliens are their constituents. As though they're voting for them en masse. And perhaps they are. When you see as recently as two years ago when the Dona Ana County Clerk took a 'break' in counting and found another 4,000 ballots that resulted in Yvette Herrell losing her House race the next day how can you believe paper ballots, ID checks, and computer registries are giving us honest results anywhere, including Albuquerque?

In all fairness, though, the Sanctuary City/State stupidness is not limited to our City Council. In the House of Representatives, Deb Haaland is one of the sponsors of the New Way Forward Act which would prevent deportation of criminal aliens, allow them back in the country if they've been kicked out, and give judges, especially liberal judges, the power to overrule federal requests for the deportation of convicted, murderers, rapists, child molesters, and the like.

I guess this Sanctuary State madness may only end when we no longer have a United States of America.

by © Marie Yordy  - All Rights Reserved
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Saturday, February 15, 2020

NEW MEXICO'S GOVERNOR HYPOCRITE


The never-ending hypocrisy of New Mexico's politicians, especially Democrat ones, should come as no surprise but I do not understand how our Governor who pretends to be a Catholic can stand before a Planned Parenthood crowd and endorse the repellent baby-killing horror of abortion.

I thought a Shack-Up Queen like Lujan Grisham might hold a bit of that 'compassion' Democrats claim stirs deeply within them but I guess not.

Further disappointing is that nary a peep has issued from the lips of the Most Reverend John C. Wester, Archbishop of the Archdiocese of Santa Fe, who gave her such a warm and generous mass before she took office.

If there's any reason why New Mexico has never prospered, it may very well be because we have so deservedly earned the wrath of God.

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