Sunday, March 19, 2017

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE TRUMP DISORDER


Obsessive-Compulsive Trump Disorder Bumper Sticker

Obsessive-Compulsive Trump Disorder Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

NOT A SANCTUARY HOUSE YARD SIGN


Not A Sanctuary House Yard Sign

Not A Sanctuary House Yard Sign

by CJA_the_humorist


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Friday, March 3, 2017

MODERN JOURNALISM IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY


well, somebody needs to reply to hateful newspaper editorials and, today, I am the one:

I found the Albuquerque Journal's editorial accusing President Donald Trump of being a threat to democracy an exercise in unmitigated hypocrisy. All the president has done is quite rightly throw the phony Democrat Party media off the pedestal they put themselves on. And it must have been a very high fall to hear the moaning coming from the Journal and the rest of the so-called news media.

Apparently you don't even read your own publication or you might have noticed the seriously biased one-sided coverage you give us on every issue that comes along. Your love for the overtaxation of your readers and your spiteful and poorly-thought out political endorsements is almost a foregone conclusion. All together, your paper does not help a reasonable public reach good decisions.

We have just gone through eight years of Barack Hussein Obama and we saw nothing but deceit and open adoration for this America-bashing fool from our so-called media. Foreign newspapers gave us better coverage of what was really going on in our own government than this herd of sycophants who only showed up to receive a paycheck and a pat on the back for reporting nothing. Your eyes and ears at the Journal must have been closed to the events of that era, not to mention your noses stuffed up to block the stench of anti-Americanism that flourished at the time although, who knows, maybe you heartily agreed with Obama's disdain for this country and the contempt he had for our rather quaint old-fashioned conservative American values.

Given what I've seen over the past eight years, I believe President Trump far more than I would believe anybody in the media or at the Journal. I think he has America's interests at heart. The Journal? Meh. I have no faith in your judgement or your beliefs.

We have received the Journal since the 50s. I remember when I enjoyed reading it but, more and more, I find myself disgusted with the liberal slant. I cringe whenever I see your hateful anti-Republican, anti-conservative, anti-normality cartoons which seem to have been dredged up from an even bigger pool of hate. You must have some kind of ugly mentality to print that kind of garbage.

This newspaper has evolved into little more than a Democrat Party toot horn. Democracy will not survive if this is going to be our source of news. Before you accuse others of being a threat to democracy, take a good hard look at yourself.

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Sunday, February 26, 2017

CAN WE STILL RECRUIT AMERICAN STUDENTS?


I think the Albuquerque Journal Sunday article by Lauren Villagran titled "Can we still recruit Mexican students?" is an insult not only to New Mexico but to this country, as well. Since when do we have to bring in students from Mexico to study here? We have an entire state full of students who need that opportunity. And if New Mexico's residents are not to our universities' liberal liking we have an entire country full of AMERICANS who need to partake of that right. We're more than happy to give Mexican students a tuition discount while giving a big fat middle finger to out-of-state students as though they only qualify for third-rate status. We treat our own people like scum while glorifying foreigners as superior.

Mexico, a country which established the first university in North America in 1551, should be taking care of its own people and its own students. I'm tired, as an American, of having this nasty Villagran garbage thrown in my face that somehow I'm responsible for everyone else in the world's problems and needs to the utter detriment of our own country and our own people.

I love AMERICA. I DON'T love Mexico. I DON'T love Syria. I DON'T love Australia. I DON'T love China. I DON'T love Timbuktu. And frankly, I've had a belly full of people who look everywhere else to find something to admire and emulate.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

PAGEANT OF THE OFFENDED


Pageant of the Offended - protesting as an art form
by Clyde James Aragon

There were so many protests throughout the country this President's Day: Not My President, Resist, Anti-Trump rallies from one end of the continent to the other. And in the past few months, people have taken to the streets to protest against enforcing the Immigration Laws, slowing the rate of Abortions, building Pipelines, promoting Black Lives Matter, a Day Without Immigrants, you name it, everywhere the American Left has been on the move, clogging streets and burning everything in their path often aided by George Soros’ money and Barack Hussein Obama’s “Organizing For Action” anti-America organization.

But it got me thinking that a while back they had a “Pageant of the Bands” competition in my hometown where school marching bands competed for honors and recognition. It was an all-day affair and brought a lot of excitement to the city not to mention plenty of out-of-towners coming in to throw around their cash.

So given all the rabble-rousing going on why not take advantage of the situation and do something similar. Like “Pageant of the Offended” where a panel of judges would travel around the country rating protests. It begs to be a reality show. They would compete for prizes and plaques and maybe food coupons.

And there would be so much to rate: offensive language, colorful costumes, rock-hurling, brick tossing, largest placard, most creative use of the f-word, lamppost bending, setting buildings on fire, overturning cars, loudness, unruliness, malodorousness, most unthinkably flagrant breaking of public urination laws, lengthiest time intersections are closed down, the 100-yard run away dash, most intolerant statement given to the media, police boxing, tear gas breathing, profoundest chant, and the use of ‘so’ to begin every sentence.

This would put many cities on the map for who knew places like Albuquerque, Topeka, or Woonsocket (especially Woonsocket) would be such hotbeds of discontent. In this contest, size doesn’t matter. Only enthusiasm and rage.

This could lead to interstate rivalries. Picture governors betting cases of oranges and jars of homemade jam. And then the gambling. Vegas would explode with bets.

Of course, you could have competing groups in the same city going head-to-head for bragging rights, perhaps marching down parallel streets so that they might be better compared. Or it could be done just like Thanksgiving parades with angry mobs walking past downtown TV cameras while entertainment acts performed between groups.

It boggles the mind how entertaining this could all be. And maybe we’ll still remember what they were complaining about.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

10 SIGNS YOUR KID MIGHT BE A SUCCESSFUL HACKER


by Clyde James Aragon

* He now drives a Maserati but can’t spell it
* He gets frequent toaster deliveries from foreign banks
* There’s a van with a parabolic antenna constantly parked in front of the house
* The government keeps sending him letters asking for donations
* At night, house lights go out as he walks past neighborhood homes
* He’s the featured speaker at a get-rich-quick symposium
* They’ve named a dial tone after him
* The household computer is on a first-name basis with him
* He refers to himself as Spoof Daddy
* Vladimir Putin keeps asking him to come out and play

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DON'T OFFEND A LIBERAL


Offend A Liberal Bumper Sticker

Offend A Liberal Bumper Sticker

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