Saturday, September 21, 2019

TRAINED CLIMATE SEAL TIME


I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the recent climate change protest being put on by the trained climate seals coming out of the public schools. But I wish people would stop telling us this was organized by students. This was just another grown-up liberal puppet show trying to ram this lie down our throats.

Back in the 70s, we were being brainwashed to fear the coming ice age. Now our kids are having global warming pounded into their brains. In 10 years what will be the new fear tactic words - the coming ice age/global warming/food shortage apocalypse?

Fortunately for the adults behind all this they don't have to explain to the duped urchins that carbon emissions have been going down for the past 14 years or that they should be protesting in China where they continue to pollute or of the hypocrisy of Barack Hussein Obama, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Al Gore buying beachfront property. So much for the rising oceans.

I think that if these kids are serious about this matter, they should demand that an immediate VOLUNTARY carbon tax be put in place. Let Liberals and Democrats put their own money where their mouth is. And make it at least 10 percent, much like a tithe payable to the Church of Big Environmentalism. I'm sure such a voluntary tax would raise so much money from woke liberals that you wouldn't be able to find a place to sit that wasn't occupied by a tree.

by © Marie T. Yordy

from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

VAPIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM

"Vapin' In The Boys Room"

(with apologies to Brownsville Station)

Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap-just ain't my bag
When two bells ring you know it's my cue
Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2

Vapin' in the boys room
Vapin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that vapin' ain't allowed in school

Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls-nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Vapin' in the boys room
Vapin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that vapin' ain't allowed in school


concept by Clyde James Aragon
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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

THE WICKED EPSTEIN'S DEAD


Ding Dong! Epstein's dead. Oh which, oh which Epstein's dead?
Ding Dong! The Wicked Epstein's dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, let loose the noose around your head.
Wake up, the Wicked Epstein's dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Wicked Epstein's dead!

new lyrics by Clyde James Aragon
with apologies to the Wizard of Oz, Harold Arlen, and E.Y. Harburg

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Thursday, May 2, 2019

FAILING SOCIALISM


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Failing Socialism Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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Saturday, April 20, 2019

WHILE NEW MEXICO BURNS


As the illegal immigrant problem festers at out border and the pleas for help by the authorities in Otero and Hidalgo Counties go unheeded, it is pretty sad to see that the only one doing New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham's job in this crisis is President Trump. Other than vindictively and immaturely ignoring it Grisham only seems to be interested in sitting on her fanny up in Santa Fe signing spending bills and devising despotic edicts we are all to obey.

It should be pointed out that back in 2005 even then-Governor Bill Richardson took time off from his presidential campaigning to proclaim a state of emergency in Dona Ana, Luna, Grant and Hidalgo counties due to human smuggling, drug trafficking, and property destruction. This at least released $750,000 in state emergency funding to help the people there. Yet Grisham does nothing with our present-day problems.

Perhaps our border counties should try to secede from New Mexico. They'd probably have better protection and security being part of Texas and I don't believe they'd have to beg anyone to send in the National Guard for assistance. Or, failing that, maybe they can request another state's National Guard be sent down to help them.

I don't know if Grisham is waiting for another victory parade, another TV photo op, or another large mirror to be installed in the Governor's Mansion but her actions are lazy and despicable.

She may be the worst chief executive ever elected to office in this state.

by © Gilbert G. Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

NOTRE DAME AND THE ATHEIST MEDIA


It was a sad sight to see the cathedral of Notre Dame on fire. But what is truly amazing was watching the atheist media pretend to care.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

EVERYTHING YOU WANT


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Everything You Want Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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