Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Mr. Blame-It-On-Somebody-Else

The Official Barack Obama Blame List:

George W.‭ ‬Bush,‭ ‬tea parties,‭ ‬talk radio,‭ ‬right wing extremists,‭ ‬Republicans,‭ ‬religious right,‭ ‬NRA,‭ ‬banks,‭ ‬corporations,‭ ‬George W.‭ ‬Bush,‭ ‬Wall Street,‭ ‬insurance companies,‭ ‬Congress,‭ ‬al-Qaeda,‭ ‬private practice doctors,‭ ‬CEOs,‭ ‬big oil,‭ ‬Israel,‭ ‬pollsters,‭ ‬Fox News,‭ ‬the American people,‭ ‬and George W.‭ ‬Bush...

by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

IMMIGRATION JOKE

A Liberal, while at a pro-illegal alien rally in Arizona, gets hit over the head by a protest sign and dies. Seconds later he appears before Saint Peter. The Liberal is kind of scared standing there before God's gatekeeper as he hasn't really lived a particularly exemplary life. He tries to smile.

"Nationality?" asks St. Peter.

"American," says the Liberal.

"Great," says Saint Peter. "We're having a special this week: all Americans go straight to Heaven."

"Wonderful," says the Liberal, who's ecstatic over his sudden good fortune.

"Okay, now if I can just see your citizenship papers," says Saint Peter.

by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

GENERAL DISORDER

Poor General Stanley McChrystal. He's finding out that a Rolling Stone article gathers nothing but mud.

Making unflattering comments on President Obama, Vice President Biden, and others in the Administration from Hell, McChrystal picked the wrong president to criticize. If only he'd mocked George W. Bush, he would have been fine. In fact, our leftist media would have made him a hero, nay, they would have petitioned the Vatican to have him beatified. They would have begged for even more interviews and haled him as a courageous, independent, and fearless military leader who stood by his principles. They would have followed him around like a Hollywood celebrity. Anyone remember Cindy Sheehan?

Instead, as he has chosen the socialist media darling of a president to speak his mind on, he's nothing more than a drunken, loud-mouthed schmuck. A typical baby-killing brute. He should get what he has coming.

Neverthless, what General McChrystal said is all too true. Obama is inept, incompetent, and frankly, doesn't give a damn about America.

However, he looks great on the golf course.

by © Clyde James Aragon

from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Thursday, June 17, 2010

LISTENING TO THE GREAT ONE'S SPEECH

I nearly drowned in all the B.S. gushing out of President Obama's anti-British Petroleum speech on June 15. It was cliches followed by fawning political platitudes followed by more cliches. If anything, someone should have capped this speech.

But mostly it was a compilation speech, things we've already heard over the past couple of months since the Gulf oil well exploded. It was "The Best of Barack Obama Trying to Act Presidential". Only I didn't have to send $9.95 plus shipping and handling to some company in California for it. It intruded on a perfectly fine television evening.

One thing I'm getting tired though, in Barack's speeches, is his juvenile "they're going to pay for this" stuff. Accidents happen, look at our last presidential election. Accidents are accidents whether you like it or not and making fate and random bad luck a criminal offense is hardly going to solve anything.

Anyway, the whole speech ended with a predictable call for more government action, in which we, the American people, pay for this mess with cap-and-trade legislation and a nice fat carbon tax.

As I finished watched his speech I felt a strange sensation on my butt. As though someone was drilling into my wallet.

Musta been my imagination.

by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/