Saturday, June 26, 2010

IMMIGRATION JOKE

A Liberal, while at a pro-illegal alien rally in Arizona, gets hit over the head by a protest sign and dies. Seconds later he appears before Saint Peter. The Liberal is kind of scared standing there before God's gatekeeper as he hasn't really lived a particularly exemplary life. He tries to smile.

"Nationality?" asks St. Peter.

"American," says the Liberal.

"Great," says Saint Peter. "We're having a special this week: all Americans go straight to Heaven."

"Wonderful," says the Liberal, who's ecstatic over his sudden good fortune.

"Okay, now if I can just see your citizenship papers," says Saint Peter.

by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/