Michelle Obama dies and seconds later finds herself before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Michelle," says Saint Peter, "in order to get into heaven, you have to tell me one good thing you did for humanity."
"Well," says Michelle, "I made all the kids in public schools eat healthy foods."
"Like what?" asks Saint Peter.
"Like broccoli and spinach and celery and tofu."
Saint Peter takes out a huge jumbo Snickers bar, unwraps it, and takes a big bite.
"Go on," he says.
by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/
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