Tuesday, August 30, 2011

THE BEER STEIN JOKE

Two cups were sitting on a bar counter when a fight broke out between two men. Punches were thrown and it was pretty even until one of them picked up a beer stein and knocked out the other with it. In fact, he hit him so hard, the beer stein lodged on the side of the unconscious man's face.

One cup nudged the other, pointed at the beer stein, and said, "Will you get a load of that guy's mug!"
 
by © Clyde James Aragon
 
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/
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Sunday, August 21, 2011

TODAY'S WELFARE PARENT - SO CHIC, SO MODERN

The government provides their children with free breakfast, the government provides their children with free lunch, and, in some states, the government provides their children with free dinner.

If they take advantage of various school drives, they can get free school supplies, free coats and clothing, and, come Christmastime, free toys.

The government provides their children with free health care, eyeglasses, and dental care. The government provides their children, through their family, with subsidized housing and, in winter, can even get their heating bill paid for by the government.

So what exactly is expected from today's modern Welfare parent?

by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/
see more of him at http://www.zazzle.com/cja_the_humorist*
and at:
http://www.zazzle.com/sheiladog*