Two cups were sitting on a bar counter when a fight broke out between two men. Punches were thrown and it was pretty even until one of them picked up a beer stein and knocked out the other with it. In fact, he hit him so hard, the beer stein lodged on the side of the unconscious man's face.
One cup nudged the other, pointed at the beer stein, and said, "Will you get a load of that guy's mug!"
by © Clyde James Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/
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