Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Obama dies and suddenly finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. It's St. Peter's day off and God is manning the front desk.

God looks him over and says, "Before you can enter Heaven, you have to prove you're worthy of being here. What major accomplisments did you do in life."

Obama thinks for a moment and then says, "Well, I gave everybody a really expensive health care system. I apologized for America and I badmouthed Israel. I took over the banks and the car companies and the insurance corporations. And what I'm most proud of, I taxed the tar out of all the greedy millionaires and billionaires."

God pulls out a big cigar and lights it up with a thousand dollar bill. He takes a long, satisfying puff.

"Excuse me," He says. "What were you saying about millionaires and billionaires?"

by © Clyde James Aragon
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