Sunday, April 8, 2012

ODE TO ALBUQUERQUE'S NEW POET LAUREATE

Albuquerque, this city of Mine-o
Run by busybody liberals, consultants, and RINOs
Finds every way possible to spend our taxes
Which they cleverly set to the maxes
But now to this ever-tightening lariat
They've added a brand new Poet Laureate
Like monkey see and monkey do
Other cities have one and we have to have one, too
A person to cheer us and drench us in praise
So they can justify a culture tax to raise
In the meantime they want to increase our sewer and water
'Cause we're using much more than we oughter
Yet what money they've got they've spent close to the red
And we need this new Poet Laureate like a hole in the head
So verily this be an admonition that whoever you elect
Will never give us taxpayers any real respect
And sadly, my friends, it illustrates no matter who rules
Albuquerque will always be run by big-spending fools

by © Clyde James Aragon

from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/
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