Sunday, November 4, 2012


A big-time Democrat was out for a walk one evening when he came upon a house where children were huddled around a box of just-born puppies. He was impressed at how beautiful the little dogs were and said to the children, "What kind of puppies are those?"

"Democrat puppies," cried the children.

"They're beautiful," said the Democrat and went home proudly.

A week later, a Liberal friend of his came over for a visit and the Democrat said to him, "Let's go down the street. I've got something to show you."

Well, the two went over to the house with the puppies and now the little dogs were running all around the yard with the children boisterously chasing after them.

"Children," said the Democrat, "tell my friend here what kind of puppies those are."

"They're Republican puppies," cried the children.

The Democrat was shocked and embarrassed. "But last week you said they were Democrat puppies!"

"Yes, but now they've opened their eyes," said the children.

a re-worked joke by © Clyde James Aragon

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