Monday, December 22, 2014

DEMOCRAT HYPOCRISY

This is a letter-to-the-editor sent by my uncle, Gilbert Aragon, to the local newspaper. Whether the local paper will ever bother to look at it is anybody's guess but this is a comment on a column by Victor David Hanson which appeared in the Sunday (December 21) paper. Hanson was bringing up Democrat hypocrisy in drone killings vs. the CIA interrogation report thrown in the face of Americans by Dianne Feinstein:

I agree with columnist Victor David Hanson in calling Democrats hypocrites for going microphone ballistic over the report on the CIA interrogation process used after we were attacked on 9/11 all the while sitting silently as Barack Obama carves over 2,000 notches on his Nobel Peace Prize plaque with his drone killings.

But the main error Mr. Hanson makes is in thinking that hypocrisy even phases a Democrat. On the contrary, Democrats (and Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, and pseudo-Independents) are at one with their hypocrisy which they wear like a second skin. Democrats go to church, beat their breasts, shout Amen!, and just as quickly turn around and support abortions and fetal experiments; they salute the flag at memorial events yet are the first to call for cuts in the military; they demand freedom of speech but do their damndest to silence conservatives and Tea Party members; they rail against Corporate Welfare but are the first to sign up for family Welfare or grab at corporate grants and subsidies for film, art, or any of the environmental causes they support; they complain about losing American jobs but they see no problem in driving around town in their imported cars.

I've given up trying to talk to Democrats. My take is that hypocrisy is in their very genetic make-up and it doesn't bother them one bit. You can't shame the shameless and you can't educate a turnip. To think any less is to expect water to flow uphill and dogs to speak French.

by © Gilbert Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
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Thursday, December 11, 2014

SANTA AND THE EPA


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Thursday, November 27, 2014

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE


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Sunday, November 16, 2014

HEY, STOOPID!

 


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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

In watching the European Space Agency successfully land a satellite on a comet today, I feel so ashamed of this country of mine. This is the kind of daring space mission NASA wouldn't blink an eye at before trying. Now, we can't even launch a cargo ship without the rocket's refurbished Russian engines exploding.

Sure we helped them by letting them use our deep space radio antenna system, but in earlier days we were the whole enchilada, the entire mission would have been American. We stand and watch now.

Sadly, it looks like all the United States is good for anymore is borrowing money from the Chinese to reinforce the Welfare state we've made out of America.

How pathetic we have become.

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Sunday, November 9, 2014

TAXED TO DEATH IN ALBUQUERQUE

and now a word from my friend, Marie Yordy:

The recent general election was marked by the usual political winners and losers. But, as usual, the big loser, the biggest loser of all, was the homeowner. And, as usual, every bond and spending bill passed with the safety of a well-inked rubber stamp. And this after the insult of a higher property tax bill arriving at our mailbox just days before.

Yet I would wager that three quarters of the people voting didn't have to pay one nickel of property taxes. No skin off their noses as we homeowners get another tax bill dumped in our laps to pay or figure out how to pay if we haven't enough month left at the end of our cash.

Having people cavalierly throw more taxes at us they don't have to pay is the most evil and unfair thing ever devised. (Hey, next time you're at a restaurant, toss your meal bill at the people at the table next to you and see what happens there.)

We've moved back to the days of taxation without representation. Ultra-liberal politicians seem to be the only ones getting elected in many city districts. Not that their concern for our predicament even exists. The tax-and-spend bug crosses over into the Republicans, as well. While you know Democrats want to spend everything they can get their hands on, the phony lower-taxes-smaller-government rhetoric of Republicans belies their actions in office. Mayor Richard Berry, for example, hasn't stopped spending money since he got into office although he quietly picks our other pockets by going after federal tax money.

Overtaxation on moral grounds falls on deaf ears here because our politicians have no morals. And if you don't believe that, look at our recent election where, after a pro-pot group couldn't gather enough signatures to put their decriminalization question on the ballot, our county commissioners rushed to the rescue by placing an advisory question for us to consider. Compare this to when enough petition signatures were presented to put an anti-abortion measure on the ballot and yet these same people fought that tooth and nail.

Even the Albuquerque Journal is of no help. After running a story earlier this year on high property taxes, come election time, there you were telling everybody to pass everything in sight. Thanks Journal. Your customers are made out of money.

Even the three percent CAP that was placed by our state legislature to try and stop huge increases in property taxes has morphed into belief by our local government officials as a number that can increase yearly, bond passages or not. This has become a tax-it-or-lose-it proposition for these backstabbers of ours.

We property owners need to band together to try and stop what's going on. We need to present some obstacle to this sorry situation. There has to be some argument that we can present via a class action lawsuit that even our state's Democrat Party Supreme Court can't ignore. We've got to get these people out of the government protection racket and back to the public protection business.

I guarantee you, if something is not done soon, we are going to be taxed into the hills like they've done in Santa Fe, stuck living in trailers, and working in the preposterously-priced city of Albuquerque, a place we used to be able to live in.

by © Marie T. Yordy

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Thursday, November 6, 2014

WHINY DEMOCRAT COLUMNISTS

 and now a word from my Dad:

Normally whiny Democrats are at their whiniest when things don't go their way and Up Front columnist Winthrop Quigley, the apparent conscience of the Albuquerque Journal, proved it in his nasty, sour grapes article on the election. Starting out, he found the usual cadre of anti-Governor Susana Martinez complainers to fill the void that is this paper. They bellyached about the economy, jobs, and education.

What was not noted in this sermon was that here were about 290 THOUSAND New Mexicans who vote FOR Ms. Martinez yet Quigley couldn't find a single one, not one, to say something nice about Ms. Martinez. They simply vanished off the face of the earth.

Quigley then delved further into this gripefest by comparing the elated crowds gathered at the Martinez election headquarters with those huddled masses still waiting in line to vote as the day became 'chilly and dark'. I don't believe that line of baloney. Voting took place in LIGHTED and HEATED buildings. No one was left in the dark suffering from frostbite. As for long lines, there was ample opportunity to vote early or absentee and we heard of them on numerous radio and TV ads. I have no sympathy for stupid people.

Quigley then went on to grouse about the poor state of the economy and high unemployment in New Mexico (which, I might point out, has been going on ever since I was born). He conveniently omitted the fact that Republican Martinez had her hands tied by the Democrat Party which controlled both houses of the state legislature. And those Democrats worked their butts off to ensure we were kept in the same Welfare-coated abyss we were in when Democrat and former governor Bill Richardson trod the beer halls of Santa Fe.

I believe states are heavily dependent on the economic, monetary, and taxation policy set by the federal government and the ongoing Democrat/Obama fiasco in Washington continues to deprive us of opportunity and jobs. Martinez might be able to do a bit about this situation but not much and the needed help from our state legislature never arrived. Perhaps now that the Republicans control the state House there might be movement but, unless the Democrats in the Senate can read the writing on the wall, any efforts at meaningful reform will probably be stymied.

In writing this, I'd also like to air my disgust with the Journal's Democrat-biased endorsements including the disgraceful ode to Tom Udall praising his so-called 'experience and pragmatism'. Experience and pragmatism which gave us a behind-our-back midnight vote on the much-despised ObamaCare bill, 7 trillion dollars more added to the national debt under Udall, nothing being done on the flow of undocumented people into this country or to close our porous borders, no reaction while the EPA shut down power plants and coal mines which will eventually lead to brown-outs in this country, nothing being said or done about Ebola getting into America, and, like his colleague Sen. Martin Heinrich, displaying invisibility during his six-year tenure in office, virtually hiding from us and making us communicate with him via his Washington answering machine.

I've gotten this paper since the 50s and its reporting seems to be reaching a new low in both clarity and impartiality. Some day you should, like you raise your newsstand price, quietly change your name to the Albuquerque Democrat to more reflect the reality of its contents.

by © Manuel T. Aragon
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Friday, October 10, 2014

OBAMA'S GIFT TO AMERICA

 

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Sunday, September 7, 2014

A COUNTRY WORTH DEFENDING



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Thursday, August 21, 2014

GRANDKIDS' DEBT



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Sunday, August 10, 2014

NOT A RACIST

 

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

A SIMPLE SOLUTION TO OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEM



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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

WHO SAW THAT TRAIN WRECK COMING



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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

HELP! OBAMA FARTED!



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Monday, June 23, 2014

LEADERSHIP?

 

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

THE AGE OF MADNESS

What a world we live in. Kit Carson is portrayed as evil while Billy the Kid is turned into a saint. Deviant and perverted behavior is elevated to normality while wholesomeness is mocked as passe. Patriotism is outright scorned while anti-Americanism is elected to office. Doubt is our spiritual leader, gray is the color of our morality, and people are so obsessed with race that they may as well be offended by the very color of the clouds.

This truly is the Age of Madness.

by © Clyde James Aragon with Marie Yordy
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Sunday, June 8, 2014

VETS ARE EARLY FOR OBAMACARE

And now a word from my uncle:

As a Vietnam-era Vet, son of a WWI Vet, and brother of WWII and Korean War Vets, I really don't understand the VA hospital scandal at all. Although Americans are quick to give lip service as to how much they care about our Vets, years of public school education and daily media propaganda means that deep down inside, they honestly don't give a damn about the Military.

So in light of so much feigned outrage, are people mad at the VA for not giving medical treatment or because our Vets are getting Obamacare before they did?

by © Gilbert Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
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Saturday, April 26, 2014

THE TROUBLE WITH SOCIALISM

 

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

THE PROGRESSIVE CONSTITUTION or IF THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAD BEEN IDIOTS

If the Founding Fathers had been Progressives, this is how Thomas Jefferson would have begun the Constitution of the United States:

We the Legal and Illegal People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Social Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote Welfare, and secure the Liberty to ourselves, do establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

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Sunday, April 20, 2014

PUTTING UP WITH GARBAGE IN ALBUQUERQUE

and now a word from my uncle Gilbert Aragon from here in beautiful overtaxed Albuquerque:

I'm flattered that the Albuquerque Journal thinks I'm made out of money. Your wholehearted acceptance of Mayor Berry's scheme to raise our garbage rates $2 a month for a jovial pinata of new spending projects just warms my heart. The increase is -what- four months of Journal home delivery?

Berry recently crowed that his latest city budget featured no increases in taxes. May I point out that this garbage increase IS a tax increase. Fee increase, rate increases,permit increases, etc. increases, all of those are tax increases hiding behind a linguistic facade.

Nevertheless, if you look at Berry's proposal, it doesn't make sense. For one, he wants to build a new transfer station here in the Valley that will save the city MILLIONS. Well, if it's going to save us millions, why then do we need a rate increase? In fact, shouldn't we even expect a lowering of our garbage rates? Where is it written that saved money automatically flows into city coffers?

He also wants to hire people to clean up the medians. If he wasn't larding our bond proposals with median spending projects to plant trees and vegetation and use water we common homeowners are chastised for using, he wouldn't need to hire people to clean the medians. It's almost a forced make work project he's turned the medians into.

Finally, he's got a weird plan that calls for us using smaller garbage cans in return for no future garbage increases. This is, of course, totally dishonest. No future city administration is going to be handcuffed by this scheme. Besides, where are the smaller garbage cans going to come from? A bond proposal to purchase them in which we homeowners get another permanent increase on our property tax?

What happens to the old garbage cans? Will we need a tax increase to recycle or dispose of them?

Really, if Mayor Berry needs money, may I suggest he start by getting rid of Alan B. Armijo, the Democrat sponge he 'appointed' to a $72,000-a-year position as Director of the city’s Office of Constituent Services back in December of last year shortly AFTER Berry was safely ensconced in his supposed last term as mayor. Like there aren't enough people already on the city payroll capable of answering angry citizen complaints. Besides, what a way to repay us Republicans for our support of his political aspirations.

I really feel I have enough city services as it is. Mr. Mayor, put away the city checkbook and take care of what we already have. We have had enough taxes placed on our backs as it is.

by © Gilbert Aragon  - All Rights Reserved
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Saturday, April 12, 2014

THE OBAMACARE FIXERS

 

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Thursday, April 10, 2014

BARACK OBAMA MEETS JOHNNY CARSON BEFORE HE TALKS TO AMERICA

BARACK OBAMA MEETS JOHNNY CARSON BEFORE HE TALKS TO AMERICA

by Clyde James Aragon

Barack Obama is sitting by himself in the Oval Office. He seems agitated as he reads through the Teleprompter speech he has before him. He is preparing to go on TV for a talk. Suddenly, there is a flash of blinding light, the sound of the 70s Tonight Show Theme, and a very loud "Here's Johnnnny!" from Ed McMahon. As Obama slowly gains his sight he finds a slightly balding man in a light brown blazer before him. As the music slowly dies down, he can't believe what he's seeing.

OBAMA: Hey, you're Johnny Carson! I thought you were dead. What are you doing here?
CARSON: God lets me out now and then to make guest appearances. How's that for irony. Now it's me getting $400 a shot. That's a deplorably low wage.
OBAMA: I'm working on things like that.
CARSON: I know you are. Along with that speech of yours.
OBAMA (looking defeated): Yeah, well it's that medical thing. What should I tell the American people about Obamacare?
CARSON (shrugging): What's to tell.
OBAMA: I made up the enrollment figures, they really are going to lose their doctors forever, and it's going to be the final nail in the U.S. economy.
CARSON: Huh. I did not know that.
(there is the sound of audience laughter)
OBAMA: You come with your own audience?
CARSON: You don't think I'm dumb enough to wing it on my own do you? But I can't compete with that shtick of yours. The one where people faint in front of you. That's pure gold.
OBAMA: Thanks. But, look, I've got this announcement to make. Any ideas to help soften the blow?
CARSON: Well, I always like to start things out with a few jokes, some topical stuff, a skit or two like my great Carnac the Magnificent mind reading act. Here's my magician's turban and an envelope with a card sealed inside it. Things like this work
OBAMA: Thanks.
CARSON: But the best thing I've found for your kind of dilemma are wild animals.
OBAMA: Wild animals?
CARSON: They're fantastic for loosening up an audience.
OBAMA: I can't bring wild animals into the Oval Office.
CARSON: Sure you can. I heard Nixon sneaked in Charo for a late-night hootchie-koo.
(audience murmurs)  It's true. He was a wild man himself.
OBAMA: How would that wild animal thing work?
CARSON: Whenever you need a sure laugh, you bring in an animal, put it on your desk, and let it tinkle away. It's dynamite.
OBAMA: Are you sure about this?
CARSON: Let me show you. The best man for this is Marlin Perkins from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Perk, get on in here.
(Marlin Perkins walks in and the audience goes crazy with cheers and clapping)
PERKINS (waving): Hello everybody.
CARSON: Marlin. How you been?
PERKINS: Dead.
(audience laughs away)
CARSON: So what have you got for Mr. Obama here?
PERKINS: An adorable Tasmanian Devil.
OBAMA: Wait a minute. You can't bring a Tasmanian Devil into the White House.
(audience laughs) Or can you?
CARSON: You sure can.
OBAMA: Really, Marlin, you're going to put a live Tasmanian Devil on this desk?
PERKINS: Well, I couldn't put it in Michelle's clothes closet. That's full of Snicker bar wrappers.
OBAMA: Okay. So where's the Tasmanian Devil.
PERKINS: Right here in my pocket.
(pulls it out of his coat pocket and the audience goes crazy)
CARSON: What I tell you?
OBAMA: It's kind of small. Are you sure that's a Tasmanian Devil?
PERKINS: It certainly is. And this little fellow is only found on the island of Tasmania south of the mainland of Australia. It eats carrion and preys on rodents, lizards, and wallabies at night.
CARSON: I did not know that.
(audience laughs)
PERKINS (puts the animal on Obama's desk): Isn't it beautiful?
OBAMA: Well...
PERKINS: Go ahead and pet it.
OBAMA: This Tasmanian Devil?
PERKINS: Yes. They're as gentle as a lamb in the afterlife.
OBAMA: Really?
PERKINS: Try him out.
OBAMA: As you say.  (Obama goes to pet the Tasmanian Devil which almost bites his hand off. Audience laughs their heads off)  I thought you said this was as gentle as a lamb?
PERKINS: It is. In the afterlife, lambs are meaner than hell.
CARSON: I did not know that.
(audience laughs away)
OBAMA: Take it away. Take it away.
(Marlin Perkins picks up the animal and begins to exit - then to Carson)
PERKINS: Tee time at four?
CARSON: I'll be there.
(Perkins leaves to audience clapping)
OBAMA: I don't think this will work. Got anything else, Johnny?
CARSON: I'm all tapped out. I guess I'll have to seek the guidance of a higher authority.
OBAMA: Fred De Cordova?
(audience laughs)
CARSON: Not that high. I'm talking about God.
OBAMA: Holy Moses. God in the White House? Don't let the ACLU hear about this.
(audience laughs)
CARSON: Don't worry. They wouldn't believe it.
(audience laughs)   Hey, Lord, we need your help down here.
MACMAHON (a voice from the above): Hi-yo!
(God enters carrying a violin. Audience oohs and ahhs)
YOUNGMAN: Here I am but I sure hope you don't need me to part the Red Sea again. That's a pill.
OBAMA: You're God? You look so familiar.
CARSON: He should be, he's Henny Youngman. Who'd a thunk.
(audience laughs)
OBAMA: Henny Youngman? Henny Youngman, you're God?
YOUNGMAN: I ain't chopped liver.
(audience laughs)
OBAMA: I suppose...
YOUNGMAN: So you finally decided to call me in. Finally came to me when things were going the worst, everything going to Hell in a hand basket. The world collapsing around you. Come to ask God for help. On your knees, begging for forgiveness.
OBAMA: Actually, Johnny recommended you.
YOUNGMAN: Oh.
CARSON (to God): He looked nervous.
(audience laughs)
OBAMA: Henny Youngman as God. Amazing.
YOUNGMAN: Sure is. By the way, take my wife, please.
(audience laughs louder)
CARSON: You've still got it.
YOUNGMAN: Some things never die. Unlike that monologue I gave at the Elks Club back in June of '59. Oy vey. What was I thinking.
(audience laughs)
CARSON: Sometimes things bomb.
YOUNGMAN: What are you talking about? Your whole career's been a bomb. I should have had a demolition squad following you around. Take the hand grenade, please.
(audience laughs as does Carson who wipes away tears)
CARSON: Great stuff.
YOUNGMAN: So what's going on here?
CARSON: This is Barack Obama, current President of the United States. He's trying to muster the energy and smarts to have a heart to heart with the American people.
YOUNGMAN: Heart to heart? Have you tried a little bicarbonate of soda?
(audience laughs)
YOUNGMAN: Please.
(audience laughs louder)
OBAMA: This is a terrible time for me. What can I do?
YOUNGMAN: First, take off that ridiculous tie. No polka dots. You need a solid color here.
OBAMA: Tie, gotcha.
YOUNGMAN: When things are going lousy, you need to find a way off the hot seat. For that, you bring in somebody or something else to blame.
OBAMA (excited): Like obstructionist Republicans?
YOUNGMAN: No, no, no. Not Republicans and you've also run that Bush thing into the ground. It doesn't work anymore. No, for this you need an even better foil. For this fiasco, you need to blame (pause) Satan!
OBAMA: Satan?
YOUNGMAN: You got it, Bubba, Satan.  (calling out)  Hey, Satan, come on in here. Satan! Satan? Where is that guy? Satan!
HACKETT (rushing in and out of breath): Coming! Coming! You called me?
(audience claps at Satan's entry. It's comedian Buddy Hackett)
YOUNGMAN: I sure did. Where were you?
HACKETT: The NBC commissary. It's meat loaf day. I love the stuff.
YOUNGMAN: Well, I'm glad you're here. I was just talking about you.
HACKETT: You're always talking about me. Ever since that incident with Adam and Eve. How was I supposed to know they were anti-pesticide, pro-biotic, earth-dwelling Vegans?
(audience laughter)
OBAMA: I kind of remember you. You're, uh, Buddy Hackett.
HACKETT: So you were expecting Lenny Bruce, maybe?
OBAMA: Got me there.
HACKETT: Looks like the whole gang's here. Hey, Johnny, how are you!
CARSON: Buddy! I'm doing great. But I didn't know you were the devil.
MAMAHON (from above): Hi-yo!
OBAMA: Why does he keep doing that?
CARSON: I've got him on retainer. Whenever I go out.
YOUNGMAN: And sometimes those retainers fall out.
(audience laughs)
CARSON: Anyway, Buddy, you had me fooled all the way. I would have never guessed. The plump physique, the cherubic face, the air of innocence.
HACKETT: Add to that my non-profane stand-up comedy act and everyone's at ease around me. Works every time.
CARSON: Who'd a thunk.
(audience laughter)
OBAMA: God, why are there so many comedians running the afterlife?
YOUNGMAN: If you want things done right, you put a comic to do it. They take things seriously. Listen, I've got Phyllis Diller redecorating the Milky Way as we speak. She's just great with color. And I put Georgie Jessel to invent new constellations. You wouldn't think of him that way, with his sad face and all, but he's got such an imagination.
HACKETT: So why am I here?
YOUNGMAN: This fellow here is the President of the United States. And right now, he needs a fall guy. So guess what?
HACKETT: What?
YOUNGMAN: You're it.
HACKETT: I knew it. What am I being blamed for now? Earthquakes? Famines? Pestilence?
OBAMA: Health care.
HACKETT: Come on, anything but that.No one fears you when it's as mundane as that. Come on, blame me for something good. Like solar eclipses in the middle of the day. That gets everybody's attention.
OBAMA: It's health care, okay.
HACKETT: Sheesh. Okay. But this is the last time. No more blaming me for government screw-ups. It's bad for my reputation. For this, God, I'm taking the next 30 people who call the 800 number for that collapsible hose. They are MINE.
(audience laughs)
YOUNGMAN: You got 'em.
OBAMA: Do you always agree to his demands, God?
YOUNGMAN: Normally I don't but I'm feeling kind of accommodating today.
OBAMA: Doesn't he already have enough people in Hell?
HACKETT: There's never enough for my place. People, people, ordinary people by the bushel. And then I've got the famous and the infamous like Jesse James, Billy the Kid, Adolph Hitler, Genghis Khan. I've got every ball player involved in the Black Sox scandal. I stick my pitchfork into the back side of luminaries and stars every day. Why, I've even got Mother Teresa.
OBAMA: Oh, come on.
HACKETT: It's true. She was walking too close to the edge of Hell and accidentally fell in. We take all comers.
YOUNGMAN: And you can keep her, too.
OBAMA: Mother Teresa?
YOUNGMAN: She's a pain in the neck.
OBAMA: She's spent days on end converting Muslims to Seventh Day Adventists. I'm sick of reading The Watchtower.
OBAMA: So wait, there are Muslims in Heaven?
YOUNGMAN: Many of them.
OBAMA: So I'll probably go there?
YOUNGMAN: What?
OBAMA: If I were a Muslim then I'd probably go there.
YOUNGMAN: Perhaps.
HACKETT: Tell him.
YOUNGMAN: No.
OBAMA: Tell me what?
YOUNGMAN: Nothing.
HACKETT: About that going to Heaven part.
YOUNGMAN: Shut up you.
OBAMA: Aren't I going to Heaven?
YOUNGMAN: We'll talk about that later.
OBAMA: I'd really like to know now.
YOUNGMAN: Later.
HACKETT: There's no better time than the present.
YOUNGMAN: Don't you have a sinner to damn somewhere?
CARSON: Well, I see by the clock on the wall that it's almost time for Mr. Obama here to give his talk. Let's go everybody. Leave this man to give his important announcement to the American people. Let's go everybody.
OBAMA: Thanks, Johnny.
CARSON: Knock 'em out, kid.
(Obama settles into his chair as he's cued to speak)
TV MAN: Okay, Mr. President, you're on in five...four...three...two...one...YOU'RE ON!
OBAMA: My fellow Americans. I have come to you this evening with a very important message regarding the state of our country. But first, let me start with a lighthearted note.
Take my wife, Michelle. Please. Take her.
And let me tell you what happened when I went out the other night. I went to a restaurant that had so many flies zooming around that I just had to call the police. They sent in the SWAT team.
And here's one. Joe Biden pulls his limousine up to the the curb and gets out. He puts a dollar in the meter and the meter goes to sixty. Biden's so proud of himself. He says  to himself, "I told everybody I'd stick to my diet and I did. Heck, I already lost a hundred pounds."
Finally, let me put on this magician's turban. And right here in my hands is an envelope with a question inside which I will be able to magically answer without opening the envelope. I'll just put it up to my head. Let me think. The answer is one point four million. Got that? One point four million. I'll just tear open this envelope, pull out the card, and the question is: How many people really signed up for Obamacare...

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

TIME TO THROW OUT OBAMACARE DEMOCRATS

 

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

HEY, BIG SPENDER, SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ALBUQUERQUE

It looks like the new Rapid Transit System that's being quietly shoved down our throats of the people of Albuquerque, New Mexico by the city government is just an expanded version of former Mayor Martin Chavez' Nob Hill trolley car proposal only with buses substituted for trolleys. I'm sure it'll be another enormous money loser like our recycling program. It was very unpopular when Chavez tried to bring up his plan but I guess, after all these years and the city STILL going ahead, the beaten down taxpayers here just don't care anymore.

Seeing what's going on, I don't know why Democrats were so worried about Republican Richard Berry's mayoral re-election last year. Claiming he won't run for mayor again, he is now acting more and more like a big spending RINO.

Maybe I'm delusional, but I thought Republicans were supposed to stand for smaller government and lower taxes. Mayor Berry hasn't stopped spending since he entered office, our resident-despising bureaucracy has continued to expand like an elastic balloon, and I've never seen a single tax go down.

Albuquerque's government keeps right on growing on its own automatic bloat plan. The public be damned.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

THE GOVERNMENT TO GET ME UP

 

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Sunday, March 2, 2014

CALLING A CRIME A CRIME

There was a weekend television story here in Albuquerque (March 1, 2014) about New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez's petition against continuing to give illegal immigrants driver's licenses. This issue has brought all kinds of law enforcement problems to this state through people attempting to fraudulently obtain them. Great expense and countless hours have gone into catching and prosecuting people who have tried to get licenses illegally for people from out of state or out of the country.

We even had a trial over fraudulently-attained licenses going on in Las Cruces during the recent state legislative session which resulted in 64 guilty counts. The majority of the public is against this program, yet the Democrat-controlled Legislature, which created this mess in the first place, refuses to do anything about it.

The TV person said Martinez's petition "uses the words 'illegal immigrant'  widely known as offensive". Offensive by whom, I have to wonder. This is just another contrived controversy by our Democrat-worshiping media. Martinez rightly uses the words. These people are immigrants and they are here illegally, skirting this country's immigration law, whether the TV people like it or not.

Here is the petition in full:

Keep New Mexico Safe!
I have spent my career fighting to keep New Mexico safe; first as a prosecutor and now as your Governor. Once again, liberal Democrats in New Mexico have failed to repeal the dangerous law that allows illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses. Despite their inaction, we will not give up. This is a public safety issue that demands action.

Stand with me – and help us continue to fight to repeal this dangerous law.

Let Susana know that you stand with her and are part of the team, sign the petition today!

from: http://join.susanamartinez.com/landing/dlpetition/

So, of course, leaders of local activist groups were found to make nasty remarks against the effort. Pretty much politically-motivated hate speech against the Republican governor. They went ballistic against her using the words 'illegal immigrants'. It's offensive, it's demeaning, it's this, and it's that. Not a word spoken against laws being broken. Don't tread on criminality, whatever you do.

Anyway, it got me to thinking. Apparently crime has reached a new era of nobility in this age of gray liberal morality. Since we really can't refer to crime as crime anymore we probably ought to start using euphemisms to describe ALL our criminals and they're activity. We don't want to offend anyone in the criminal community, after all.

So here's a short list of terms I've come up with that can be substituted for offenses or offenders:

Bank Robber: unrecognized future customer making an unexpected withdrawal
Burglar: unkeyed entrant
Pickpocket: concerned clothes inspector
Car Jacker: title-deficient motorist
Embezzler: financial transfer agent
Prostitute: pleasure industry technician
Smuggler: product movement coordinator
Arsonist: negligent combustion scientist
Murder: unintended life force reduction
Counterfeiting: unauthorized duplication
Medical Malpractice: understandard medical delivery
Bribery: monetary attention gathering
Fraud: pretend reality

And may I point out that 'thief' is such an ugly word. We should call such  a malefactor 'a person with unfulfilled material wants'.

Of course, we need to put our foot down somewhere lest our lexicon grow to unmanageable size. Therefore, those who obey the law, work hard, pay their taxes, look after their kids, well, those people shall henceforth be referred to simply as 'damned fools'.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

TAKE BACK AMERICA



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Monday, February 24, 2014

A FLAG FLIES AGAIN IN ALBUQUERQUE


I guess it can be said that if you can't get things done by yourself, it's time to turn to a higher power. In the matter of getting a flag put up at the Valle Del Norte Community Center at 1812 Candelaria Road NW in Albuquerque I ended up turning to the local TV news channels.

I waited futilely for replies to my calls to Mayor Richard Berry's office and to the 311 phone number where I left several messages on this matter and was assured repeatedly that some one would get back to me. In disgust and frustration, I decided to e-mail all three TV channels here early Friday morning the 21st of February.

Two of them decided to look into it and they moved FAST. I did short interviews on site for channels KRQE and KOAT that afternoon which were aired during the 10:00 p.m. news broadcasts the same night. People from the city suddenly came to life and promised to have the flag up Monday afternoon.

In one of the broadcasts, a man from the City wanted to thank me for bringing it to their attention. Nonsense, it wasn't me who brought it to their attention, it was the TV media people. I was only being ignored. THEY got action.

And to that end, I'd like to publicly thank reporter Tina Jensen from station KRQE and reporter Mike Springer from KOAT. They took the problem seriously and they did their reporting job.

Bless their hearts and bless the men and women of our military and the people of this nation which our flag represents.

May our flag wave  proudly in the breeze!

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Friday, February 21, 2014

ESCAPE FROM THE DEMOCRAT DARK SIDE

 

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Thursday, February 20, 2014

SEARCHING FOR PATRIOTISM IN ALBUQUERQUE


It's a pretty sad state of affairs when the American flag doesn't fly over a City of Albuquerque building.

That's the case of  the Valle Del Norte Community Center/Vincent E. Griego Jr. Child Development Center at 1812 Candelaria Road NW in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Several years ago I brought it to the city's attention that they needed to fly a proper flag and not one that was totally in tatters. They replaced that flag with a new one and then flew the flag for quite some time until last year when they stopped flying it. As I walked and drove past this building all the time, its absence began to bother me more and more and I finally decided to once again bug the city to fly that flag.

Well it's been over two weeks now and several calls to the 311 phone number, an e-mail to Mayor Richard Berry's office, and even a phone call to his office where I talked to a woman there who promised to look into it and get back to me. All to no avail. I have received no replies to any of my queries.

I then tried a veteran's group just down the road. And you'd think the commander of that group would be interested. Nope. He couldn't be budged off his bar stool to make one simple phone call to the Mayor's office. Pathetic.

Our military personnel have fought and died defending the ideals this flag of ours embodies. Many have been injured, tortured, some have even lost their lives, leaving behind grieving parents,sibling, widows, widowers, and children. To NOT fly the flag is to show great disrespect for their sacrifices.

I don't know what I can do but I am going to keep trying to get this ungrateful city bureaucracy to honor our flag.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

MINIMUM WAGE ALL THE RAGE

I think somebody needs to point out to Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the nitwit Democrats in this country trying to raise the Minimum Wage that we currently have a shortage of JOBS, not a shortage of pay. Does he (and in New Mexico, the Democrats in the Legislature are trying to send the voters a State Constitutional Amendment which will do the same) honestly think that businesses which are not hiring at the current Minimum Wage will suddenly leap to their feet and start hiring? You mean, businesses weren't hiring because wage levels they would be paying weren't high enough?

AL: Finally, a Minimum Wage I can live with!
FRANK: I've been waiting for this day to come. My widget business needs this shot in the arm to get going.
JOE: I hear you. I can't wait to start paying my workers more and charging my customers less.
AL: Happy days are here again.

See? That's how business and economics work.

Now if Barack Obama can just repeal the Law of Gravity we can all float to work instead of having to use that awful, expensive gasoline in our cars.

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Saturday, February 8, 2014

CLUELESS



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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

CVS TO THE RESCUE

In watching the hoopla surrounding the CVS national drugstore chain's decision to stop selling all tobacco product, nobly acting on CVS Caremark Chief Medical Officer Dr. Troyen Brennan's statement when he said in an opinion piece that the health coverage available through the Affordable Care Act "comes with a price," - that of promoting public health, may I ask, shouldn't CVS also stop selling candy, cookies, and snack food, all of which lead to obesity, clogged arteries, and heart trouble? And shouldn't CVS stop selling soda pop as that also leads to obesity and, further, to tooth decay and oral problems? And shouldn't CVS stop selling salt which can only lead to hypertension, sugar which can cause diabetes, and spices, many of which are irradiated and possibly contain minute quantities of insect parts? And shouldn't CVS stop selling rubbing alcohol as its vapors are a known carcinogen? And shouldn't CVS stop selling canned tuna as you'll find dangerous levels of mercury in that fish? And shouldn't CVS stop selling vitamins as government studies show them to be of little value and, therefore, giving the taker a false sense of security? And shouldn't CVS stop selling condoms as these things can break and lead to AIDS, sexually-transmitted diseases, and even pregnancy? And shouldn't CVS stop selling beer, wine, and spirits, as we are all aware of the great toll alcoholism has taken on this country? And shouldn't CVS stop selling prescription drugs, most of which are fraught with side effects that can also endanger one's health?

In fact, when you think about it, wouldn't it be better if CVS just went out of business? Wouldn't that be even better for the health of its customers?

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WHAT A SOCIALIST IS



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FUTURE? WHAT FUTURE?

I read the quaint headline: "OBAMACARE MAY LEAD TO SMALLER WORKFORCE" in today's local newspaper here in Albuquerque and just had to laugh. What the headline should have read was "OBAMACARE MAY LEAD TO MORE UNEMPLOYMENT". I guess I should be used to euphemistic writing coming from our sycophantic Democrat Party media but they sure are hard-pressed to call a spade a spade.

Of course, even the Congressional Budget Office couldn't bring themselves to tell the truth. That might enrage the emperor. A part-time job is now a full-time job to the government seizing on every opportunity to further grow and extend itself much like the creature in the movie Alien.

Obamacare is a man-made disaster created in the middle of the night by an anti-American communist president and a Democrat Party whose sole purpose is to be in, and stay in, power at any cost. And living in New Mexico I see the power of envy, greed, and stupidity they use every day to accomplish that goal.

Lately, I have developed a very cynical view of life. That never used to be the case but I don't see many goods days to come anymore.

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

FULL HOME OWNERSHIP



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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

A LEADERSHIP OF EVIL

I read of Mr. Obama's decision to start ruling America by executive orders and I have to ask, was this his idea of 'transforming America'? Changing it from a Free Republic to a Socialist Dictatorship?

The evilness of this man and the blindness of America is breathtaking.

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PUT MICROSOFT IN CHARGE OF SPYING

The National Security Agency (NSA) has become an amazing collection organization for e-mails and phone calls. Sophisticated software they've developed even allow them to listen in on cellphones that are off, secretly watch others playing on-line games, and they can monitor every social media site imaginable. My brand-new Microsoft computer, on the other hand, will freeze up every once in a awhile and despite advertising itself as blazingly fast is about the same old speed as my old XP.

I say we got things all wrong and there's one simple way to correct things: the NSA should start writing Operating System software and Microsoft should be doing government spying.

Then everything would be just fine...

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Sunday, January 26, 2014

AFRAID OF CHANGE

 


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Friday, January 17, 2014

WHO'S THE DEMOCRAT GONNA BE?

The 2016 presidential election is just around the corner and it's not early enough to start wondering who might be the Democrat nominee for that office. While there are many names out there, most of them have their electability problems:

Joe Biden - too stupid
John Kerry - too rich
Howard Dean - too crazy
Antonio Villaraigosa - too unpronounceable
Hillary Clinton - too evil
John F. Kennedy - too dead

So I guess the Democrat Party will have to ignore the Constitution, which they're doing already, and run Barack Hussein Obama for another term.

That's what I expect to happen.

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Thursday, January 16, 2014

BLAME THE NRA

I found the Albuquerque Journal's January 16th cartoon of a child holding a rifle in front of a Sesame Street sign in the background and the caption, "Brought you by the letters N-R-A" quite offensive.

Especially since they are using the recent Roswell school shooting as an opportunistic excuse to try and drum up more hate against conservative groups. My God, they intimate that the NRA is somehow to blame for school shootings, especially as it now applies to Roswell's crime. To this, I ask: How? How did the NRA put a shotgun - not an 'assault rifle' - in the hands of that boy down there? How? How did they teach him to shorten the barrel? How? How did they show him how to hide such a weapon in order to get it into school? How?

I'm surprised the paper also didn't blame the Tea Party as they did with a recent nasty Journal editorial aside while complaining of city councilor Ken Sanchez' demand that Mayor Berry resubmit sitting appointees. Surely, the Tea Party, a loose collection of local and state organizations they know absolutely nothing about and are too lazy to look into, was also in on the Roswell shooting.

The Albuquerque Journal shamefully entertains the same liberal finger pointing you see and hear on every mainstream TV, radio, and print outlet out there. Yet if I was going to point fingers, I'd point it right at all of them for the unending 24-hour-a-day coverage they give sensational killings. They only breeds MORE copycat shootings. And I'd also finger point at violent video games, violent lyrics in today's music, and the ultra-violent action in virtually every contemporary Hollywood's movie which furthers any latent impulse to kill.

Rather than nasty cartoons and commentary, I would call for public investigations like we do for plane crashes, train wrecks, and ship sinkings. Investigations into why the Law was NOT followed when these horrific events occur. That would be far more productive than the coming liberal drivel about more meaningless gun control. The Law, properly enforced and followed, protects us all.

That's what we could use.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

E-CIGARETTE OBSERVATION

You know how you can tell who's smoking those fancy electronic cigarettes? They're the people in the drugstore standing next to the vaporizer. And if they're into menthol flavoring, sometimes they'll ask the pharmacist to add a little Vick's to the water.

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CAN'T HIDE BEHIND A BUSH



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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

FINE TUNING A DISASTER

and now a word from my uncle:

I got pretty disgusted reading the Albuquerque Journal article describing how the Democrats in the New Mexico state delegation want fixes to ObamaCare. They'd like to see some fine tuning.

We have a stagnant economy in this country, employers are afraid to hire anyone and when they do, they're part-timers to avoid the hassle and penalties of Obamacare. People are losing the insurance policies they liked after being lied to by Obama, canceled insurance is being replaced by more expensive plans with stratospheric deductibles and poorer coverage, and our delegation says we need 'fine tuning'? Do they live on Planet Stupid?

What's particularly galling is Senator Tom Udall's statement regarding 'affordable' health care, "I think most of our citizens agree that would be a good thing especially in a state like New Mexico." Really? When has he even talked to us New Mexicans? Both Udall and Senator Martin Heinrich don invisibility cloaks whenever they enter this state. They NEVER talk to us. They are more insulated from our opinions than uranium is of paper in the WIPP caverns at Carlsbad. Mr. Udall should start by standing before a town hall meeting and fielding honest questions instead of hiding under his desk.

Even the words from Representatives Ben Ray Lujan and Michelle Lujan Grisham ring hollow. Mr. Lujan says that during the time he spent in hospitals during his father's illness, he heard many health care horror stories. Apparently, though, he is deaf to the horror stories he himself has created by voting for ObamaCare. Ms. Grisham is also deaf to the wishes of her constituents by telling us, quite breathlessly, I'm sure, that "People don't want to repeal the Affordable Care Act". Put it to a vote, Madam Representative, and we'll show you what we really think about this legislation.

Sorry, Mr. Udall, Mr. Heinrich, Ms. Grisham, and Mr. Lujan but if you had READ the bill before you passed it, if you had CONSIDERED the bill before you passed it, if you had DEBATED the bill before you passed it, if you had voted on it in DAYLIGHT instead of in the middle of the night before you passed it, this country would NOT be in the mess you have created for us.

No amount of fine tuning can fix this over-priced load of Washington manure. Scrap it and replace it with a plan based on reality instead of Democrat Party fantasies.

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WORST SOCIALIST PRESIDENT EVER

 

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THE MARCH OF HYPOCRISY IN NEW MEXICO

and now a word from my dad:

Watching the sudden concern for four-footed animals by New Mexico state attorney general Gary King over a proposed horse slaughterhouse, I have to wonder where has he been while cows have been slaughtered for years at the ranch of his dad, former Governor Bruce King? Why didn't he come forth while Bruce was alive and explain to him that what he was doing was wrong? I'm sure Gary King, who is acting like a most concerned vegetarian seeking both campaign funds and free publicity, should have protested loud and long to Bruce to stop the cow slaughter there in Stanley in favor of something more palatable like carrot slaughter or potato slaughter or turnip slaughter.

By the way, where is the King Ranch's operating permit, where is the King Ranch's environmental permit, and where is the King Ranch's wastewater permit? Seems to me our state attorney general has plenty of cow blood on HIS hands, too. God knows what else is being slaughtered over there and to ease our fears, where is the PETA seal of approval on the King Ranch?

Shouldn't Gary King be held to the same standards as the honest businessman he is harassing in Roswell?

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Monday, January 13, 2014

PROUD AMERICAN

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Friday, January 10, 2014

PROMISES, PROMISES, PROMISES

I was reading how Barack Obama is promising to create 'Promise Zones' - areas which are victims of his socialistic, big-government, spend-whether-we-got-it-or-not economic policy. He is promising to pump more money into these areas or, rather, he is promising to give the Democrat governments there more money to pretend they're helping people.

Nevertheless, didn't he promise us that if we liked our health plans and doctors, we could keep them. Period. And didn't he promise us that with Obamacare, he'd cut the cost of a typical family's health insurance premium by up to $2,500 a year. And didn't he promise to secure our borders, create 5 million new green jobs, have the most transparent administration in history, close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center , and cut $4 trillion from the federal deficit?

Obama has been in office over 5 years now. We haven't progressed one inch as a nation. We have massive unemployment that the media pretends doesn't exist, capitalism is being replaced by envyism, socially we are devolving into a hedonistic, nihilistic, atheistic caveman society, and our most sterling accomplishment so far has been addicting more and more people to pot and Welfare. The future under him and his Democrat Party looks ever bleaker.

Haven't we had enough of Mr. Obama's promises?

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