Saturday, December 31, 2016

GREAT AGAIN


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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

UNQUALIFIED TO BE UNQUALIFIED

 a letter to the Albuquerque Journal regarding one of their December 14, 2016 front page articles:

I was quite alarmed at reading Senators Tom Udall and Martin Heinrich, our two Journal-endorsed blockheads who have brought neither jobs nor prosperity to New Mexico, complaining that former Texas Governor Rick Perry is not 'qualified' to be Energy Secretary in the Trump Administration.

Horrors! Not qualified?

But I'd have to ask our two senators, what made them qualified to vote in the middle of the night  for Obamacare, that medical disaster that will plague America for years to come? Where was their medical expertise? Or voting on CAFE standards on cars. What automobiles have either of them built? And they've signed or sponsored legislation dealing with 'climate change'. Yet how much clean energy, clean water, or clean air have they ever produced? How many watts? How many gallons? How much oxygen?

Where they could help, doing simple things like fixing the government-run VA and the Postal Service, they've done absolutely nothing.

So in the end, are both of them even qualified to call anyone unqualified?

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Sunday, December 11, 2016

TRUMPAPHOBIA


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Saturday, November 19, 2016

BITTER CLINGERS

 

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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

REST IN PEACE, MY FRIEND



In homage to my friend Barbara Poynor who passed away October 21, 2016 in Riverside, California. May she rest in peace.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

YOU'RE NUTS, JOLINE

a reply letter to the editor of the Albuquerque Journal regarding an Upfront column written by Joline Gutierrez Krueger titled "Licking My Election Wounds" and which was published on November 12, 2016:

What a pathetic space-wasting diatribe did UPFRONT columnist Joline Gutierrez Krueger pen on Saturday. This is exactly why we voted for Donald Trump. We're fed up with whiny sour grapes lectures from bed-wetting liberal golems who continue to peddle and believe the dishonesty they invented during the presidential campaign. We want a return to the days when real men and women wrote real articles about a strong and determined America not this hissy fit throw-in-the-towel nonsense.

Like a good little intolerant liberal, she beseeches us to be respectful of others' opinion and then turns around to rail against those who don't accept her gay marriage (to Hell with religious beliefs), Muslim mass deportation (which Trump never advocated), and reproductive rights (really abortion-on-demand) twaddle. Talk about smug decadence.

And I must say, the hypocrite ink flowed freely when her tone changed to protecting our daughters from the supposed-monster that the Frankenstein leftist press has created out of Trump. Where was this protective concern when Bill Clinton was accused of, and probably guilty of, rape back in the late 90s? Why was protection for our children from Bill Clinton's adultery not called for by the media and then excused with the coast-to-coast front page headline: IT'S HIS OWN PERSONAL BUSINESS? Why?

And then to gripe about this non-existent glass ceiling. Ms. Krueger, we will elect a woman to the presidency when we get good and damned ready to. And she will be one ALL Americans can admire, not this lying money-grubbing, carpet-bagging trollop who looked straight into the faces of grieving mothers and fathers who lost sons in the Benghazi raid and blamed it on a video when she knew full well it was Muslim terrorists. This to which she had responded earlier to embassy entreaties for better protection and declined rescue when the shooting began with the sound of silence.

Finally, where was Ms. Krueger when Hillary sold access to the State Department via Clinton Foundation 'donations' and hundred thousand dollar Bill Clinton speeches? Where was the outrage to open bribery or does glass stand up well to political corruption in the world of media insanity?

I'm sorry, Ms. Krueger, but you have to be a complete fool to weep over the bones of a scoundrel.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

CROOKED LIVES MATTER


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Monday, October 17, 2016

PLAIN EVIL




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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

AN ENCOUNTER WITH MY 'REPRESENTATIVE'

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the bizarre things I see come election time in Albuquerque, New Mexico yet I was when Bill O'Neill, Democrat state senator from District 13 down here in the North Valley, pulled up in front of my house in his black car and traipsed majestically down my freshly-swept sidewalk, clipboard in hand.

And, if I had been any kind of proper taxpaying host, I would have listened to his liberal spiel, patted him on his back, and murmured sweet praise at his thinking of me. But I wasn't. You might be shocked to learn this, but I chased him off the minute he opened his mouth and told me he was the 'representative' for my district.

Representative? Just before every legislative session, Mr. O'Neill mails out a survey pretending to solicit our opinions on what we want that wonderful body to take up. The survey is rather brilliantly penned as the questions asked are worded in such a manner that you can see the obvious reply he wants. Plus, and this goes back to that word 'representative', he ONLY sends his flyer out to Democrats and Independents. Not to Republicans (and I would assume card-carrying Tea Party members if he could obtain a list of them). So, given that I'm more of a conservative than someone in his favored group ---- ultra-flaming liberal crazies --- I'd say he is NOT my representative.

Any way with a few choice and proper taxpayer words, I dispatched the scoundrel, watching him drive down the street in his well-tailored suit looking for yet another to advise that he was their 'representative'.

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

SUPPORT FOR HILLARY


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Sunday, September 11, 2016

SITTING OUT THE SEASON



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Monday, September 5, 2016

HILLARY'S TO-DO LIST

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Saturday, August 20, 2016

THE PERFECT HOUSE


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Wednesday, July 13, 2016

JUSTICE SENILITY




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Sunday, June 5, 2016

DEMOCRAT VOTING INSTRUCTIONS



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Thursday, April 21, 2016

AND HOLD THE SILICON ON THAT ORDER

Thanks to recent efforts to raise the minimum wage to $15-an-hour, restaurants have begun experimenting with robotic systems to cook and deliver food in a bold attempt to hold down prices. Hardee's and Carl's Jr. are trying it out and a restaurant in China already has robot waiters, cooks, and entertainers pleasing their customers.

While this might be bad for human workers as there will be less of them, one can't discount the idea of machines making our foods. And, when you think about it, there are at least ten good reasons to go to a robot-run restaurant:

1) The end of burned food. Given that their eyes, feelers, or sensors will be trained on your order as it cooks, gone will be the days of overcooked or undercooked food. No more hamburger buns burned to a crisp. No more burgers with a runny pink interior. Ah, the bliss of food perfection.

2) Robots won't be spitting in your food. Finally, you can eat in confidence knowing that a malicious cook or waiter or person passing through the kitchen area won't be venting his or her wrath on your meal. And no more green-leafed intoxicants or worse added to your food.

3) When you order, you won't have to speak Spanish. Although you could if you wanted to with many different languages programmed into the memory banks of your always cheerful robot order taker. Gone will be the days when you had to explain what else you wanted on your cheesy fries via sign language.

4) You'll get correct change back. For some reason, our mathematically-challenged society has many people in it who can't figure out how to make change when you're trying to pay with cash. Pennies were made for a reason.

5) There will be no snotty, sarcastic employees to deal with anymore. No more snide comments will accompany your food buying decisions. And no angry sighs when you ask for extra onions. Robots will take your order and say ‘thank you' for the business.

6) Robots will get your order right the first time. If you want a plain hot dog with nothing on it, you'll get a plain hot dog with nothing on it. And no mayonnaise on your hamburger when you wanted mustard. No secret sauce, either.

7) No hair in your food. Given that robots tend to be on the bald side, you won't have to worry about finding a long dark strand of someone's unwashed locks in your food. Ditto for eyelashes, nose hair, beard growth, mustache parts, or even fake fingernails.

8) Nobody's going to rip off your debit or credit card number. No shady fellow with a card reader will be standing behind the checkout counter. You'll pay the innocent-looking robot in peace knowing that your security-chipped credit card is well-protected. You won't wake up the next day finding out that somebody has bought lawn chairs from a discount store in Hayward, California. And you living in New Mexico. It may still happen but thieves will have to enter the establishment via the Internet and not the front door.

9) You'll have an excellent and hygienic food-buying experience. Robots will not be coughing or sneezing into your food. There will be no sweat drops added to your order. And no employee who wipes her nose with her hand will give you that dinner roll you thought you wanted. Robots will not be coming down with foreign or domestic diseases so enjoy your meal.

10) Finally, no tipping. There will be no tip jar and no extra pay for extra lousy service without a smile. Off you go to enjoy your purchase knowing no one now needs $18 dollars-an-hour to survive. No more guilt offerings to expectant truants. Could life get any sweeter?

So, no, don't look down upon a robot-run restaurant. Don't disparage the colored wires, the noisy, rotating skulls, the dull, non-judgmental talk coming out of fake, plastic mouths. View the experience as that oasis of fine dining you've always dreamed of.

by © Clyde James Aragon
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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

REPLACING THE IRREPLACEABLE


and now a word from my dad, Manuel T. Aragon:

In regards to replacing the recently deceased Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, I strongly disagree with Senators Tom Udall and Martin Heinrich, the two Journal-endorsed sacks of rocks we have taking up space in Washington. Their judgment is as bad as that wacked anti-American Muslim Kenyan we have in the White House today.

I think the next president should pick the new Supreme Court Justice as I think this upcoming election is going to be a referendum on whether we shall continue as a free, constitutionally-bound Capitalist nation with its delineated bill of rights or as a bureaucratically-led Socialist state subject to the whims of government and ever-changing liberal opinion.

I spent four years on a destroyer in the Pacific in World War II fighting against the very type of government we now willingly want to impose on ourselves. I saw men die defending the ideals of freedom. And for what?

Year after year I have seen the deterioration of patriotism to the point where it seems like Americans hate this country as much as themselves. Year after year I have seen less and less independence and more and more dependence. Our children have been brainwashed mercilessly by our entertainment industry, social media, and public schools and universities to accept the immoral and the impossible. Gone are the days of carefree living and enter the age of watching what you say lest it 'offend' somebody.

But I tell you this, if this is the choice of America, I shall not stand in the way and will not, in fact, vote again. I am reminded of the great Nez Perce Indian warrior Chief Joseph who, after deciding his cause was lost, threw down his weapons, signed a peace treaty, and vowed, "I will fight no more forever."

That's the way I feel, "I will fight no more forever." If Americans are going to persist in going down the ugly path of Socialism and eventually Communism and yes, that is the path they will take, there will be no more reason to fight on for this country. A people that decline the unalienable freedom and dignity of Democracy for the stifling nanny state of Socialism deserve their fate.

by © Manuel T. Aragon
from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

Thursday, February 11, 2016

BARKING AT THE ALBUQUERQUE MOON

I have never been as disgusted with government and the people that populate it as I am now having learned that after having protested the building of the unneeded roundabout on Rio Grande and Candelaria, our City Government has been quietly working behind our backs and are STILL going to ram that damned thing down our throats even though a safety study said all they needed to do was add a few more seconds to the yellow lights.

No, this rotten, money-hungry government of ours led by that two-faced Republican phony Mayor R.J. Berry is intent on spending any monies it can get its hands on.

And to this, you can add that ridiculous Central Avenue Bus Plan that Washington Dollars Troll wants to throw at us because he's found a federal pocket to pick. We fought that when Martin Chavez tried to shove it down our throats with trolley cars. I guess disguising that monstrous white elephant with buses makes it all better. That's the middle finger we get for our troubles.

What good does it do to go to 'public meetings' to voice your opinion and try to stop utterly wasteful projects from going forth. No one listens to you. Not the mayor, not our city councilors,  and certainly not those people in that money-sucking Planning Department of ours, the one that should be renamed the Spending Department.

My God, we've gone from Taxation Without Representation which started this country to Government Without Representation where we find ourselves today.

It's an unbearable feeling that comes over you when you finally figure out you have NO voice.

by © Clyde James Aragon
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Sunday, January 24, 2016

WHERE IS THE FINGER-POINTING MEDIA?

I watched today's end-of-the-world TV news coverage over the snowstorms back East and I keep wondering why our Democrat Party News Media is not blaming Barack Hussein Obama over this tragedy? They were lightning-quick to blame George W. Bush over Hurricane Katrina. And they're STILL blaming him for his response to weather. Why is Snowtrina any different? Why is Barack Hussein Obama any different?

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Saturday, January 9, 2016

WHERE I'VE STOOD

 
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Saturday, January 2, 2016

THE NRA AS DEATH CULT

And now, a rather to-the-point letter by my uncle Gilbert Aragon sent to the Albuquerque Journal after they ran today (1/2/2016) a nasty cartoon comparing the NRA to a death cult:

I cannot see how a newspaper can go out of its way to insult its readership with such a nasty cartoon as you ran Saturday comparing the National Rifle Association to a death cult. The NRA is a respected and LEGAL gun ownership and advocacy organization. What kind of sick mentality runs anti-gun garbage like this? Is this the kind of propaganda that's going to be used to justify Barack Obama's anti-second amendment trampling of the Constitution?

If you're so fearful of guns, could you demonstrate to me where you've disarmed your own security guards? Let's see the Journal put their actions where their brains are.

Why should we feel guilty and stand idly by as you try to associate the NRA and us gun owners with the crimes of others. Why on earth should law-abiding Americans be apologetic to a herd of unrepresentative liberal media nitwits who disdain personal constitutional liberties for a fanatical, religious worship of Big Government stupidity.

If the NRA is so evil, please show me the membership card of San Bernardino, California killers Syed Farook and Tafsheen Malik; of Boston Marathon bombers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev; of Colorado movie theater shooter James Holmes; of Fort Hood military base gunman Nidal Hasan; of Arizona Representative Gabby Giffords attempted assassin Jared Loughner; of Virginia Tech mass murderer Seung-Hui Choi; of Charleston, South Carolina black church shooter Dylan Roof; of Sandy Hook Elementary School killer Adam Lanza; of Unabomber Ted Kaczynski.

If you're going to damn the NRA show me the NRA cards of these murderers. And while you're at it, since you're so concerned about mass killings, tell me how many NRA members work for Planned Parenthood.

by © Gilbert Aragon