Saturday, June 24, 2017

FED-UP WITH HOLLYWOOD

Now a letter to the editor from my muse Marie Therese Yordy:

I've had my fill of listening to Hollywood actors and entertainers who've got a chip on their shoulder and a belly full of hate toward America and our President.

Johnny Depp, that big-mouthed half-drunken fool who has scientifically-proven that money buys neither happiness nor intelligence, is the latest celebrity to not only publicly award us with his anti-Trump sentiments but to add a threat of assassination toward President Trump. (To which the crowd in England he was addressing roared in agreement. Yes, England, the same miserable country our veterans saved from Nazi Germany in World War II. Thanks so much.)

Hollywood has a seemingly boundless ocean of lemming disdain toward this country and especially against conservative and Republican people, doubtless because conservatism often calls for sacrifice and restraint while liberalism, their religion of choice, offers the fetid excesses of unbridled hedonism.

But the one thing you can count on from that bunch is that their word will be absolutely worthless. Those from the nether regions of Fantasy World Hollywood who either promised or threatened to leave if  Donald Trump were elected and yet still walk the safe shores of the United States: Jon Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Neve Campbell, Barry Diller, Lena Dunham, Keegan-Michael Key, Chloë Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Spike Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Cher, George Lopez, Barbra Streisand, Raven-Symoné, Omari Hardwick, Lena Dunham, Bryan Cranston, and Whoopi Goldberg. They are the very caricature of resistance.

While there's little I can do to make my feelings known to them other than to not go to movies, I doubt if one person's protest would mean much to them. However, there is one thing that could and should be done here in New Mexico. And that is to quit subsidizing their movies with our tax dollars.

This is a capitalist country. They should raise their own money to make their movies. New Mexico, one of the poorest states of the union with enough problems to choke a herd of elephants, shouldn't be subsidizing them, no matter what. Especially when Hollywood's ungratefulness, stupidity, and hatred of this country is constantly on display (and in their cowardly way, most often when they're abroad).

I think it's high time New Mexico divested itself of this fly-by-night parasitic industry. They bring in little money in spite of the cooked books economics we are bombarded with. And certainly, they are the first to rail against 'corporate welfare'. In this instance, isn't that what our public monies have become?

Their movies mostly offer violence, despicable behavior, foul language, and immorality and spit in the face of religious belief. To FORCE us to aid these Hollywood panhandlers only reminds me of a Thomas Jefferson quote: "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." (Author Robert A. Heinlein would agree with his own "There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.")

The only message these pampered bigots will ever heed is the one that affects their pocketbook and if this is the way to do it, we should do it.

by © Marie Therese Yordy  - All Rights Reserved

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

LIBERALISM


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Saturday, June 3, 2017

WHO YA GONNA HATE?


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Monday, May 29, 2017

WHERE THERE IS NO FREE SPEECH


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Thursday, May 18, 2017

WHAT A MAILBOX!





















This is the latest sculpture from Leo Sanchez of Valencia County. The New Mexico Gas Company employee took out his chainsaw to carve this mailbox holder from a tree stump. Along with wood, Leo has sculpted in bronze, pouring resins, and ceramics.

He will have a public showing of his work later this summer.

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Monday, May 8, 2017

DRIVER'S LICENSE CHAOS IN NEW MEXICO

a letter to a local newspaper from my father, Manuel T. Aragon, regarding the hassle of trying to get a license under the Real I.D. Act which pretty much had to be shoved down the throats of Democrats in our New Mexico state legislature:

I am so disgusted with the problems I and others are having getting a driver's license renewal. In all my years, I have NEVER seen anything as screwed up as the mess we have today. There are ridiculously long lines at the MVD, at the New Mexico Bureau of Vital Records, at the Social Security office, at bank safety deposit boxes, and everywhere else we're sent to try to get the papers they demand.

For years I could get a renewal by going down to MVD, paying the fee, and getting a picture taken. Now I have to prove who I am, what I am, where I am, and give a blood and stool sample on top of that. I fought for this country in World War II for this? 

I have a relative in Las Vegas, New Mexico who was told to go see a lawyer because he's always gone by the first name Paul but his birth certificate says Pablo, the Spanish version that would have been given to him back then. A tradition we have or had here in New Mexico due to our Catholic religion was putting Jose for men or Maria for women before a newborn's name. There are also misspellings on birth certificates due to a lack of schooling long ago. Looks like the people running this fiasco are oblivious to our state's culture and history.

But what really has me mad is that NONE of our so-called representatives of either party at the legislature or even our esteemed governor is opening his or her mouth or lifting a finger to discuss or try to remedy this situation. NOTHING! Are they living on some other planet?

This must be one of the greatest windfalls for lawyers I've ever seen and we citizens of New Mexico, as usual, are the recipient of the short end of this stick. 

I am so sick of the behavior of all our damned politicians. Every one of those cowards is hiding from us. If there was a lever I could pull to send them all to the deepest part of Hades, I'd be more than happy to pull it.

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Thursday, May 4, 2017

SANTA FE AND ITS TAX MADNESS

The Santa Fe, New Mexico citizenry's rejection of a soda tax (proposed 2-cents-per-ounce sugar tax on beverages and powdered mixes) which was voted on this past May 2, was somewhat surprising proving that though you can lead a liberal to a snack bar, you can't necessarily make him shoot himself in the foot.

Aside from the sham of the Santa Fe city council pretending to care about public health, the main selling point was that the money was supposedly destined for funding Pre-Kindergarten programs in the public schools. But, really, money for Pre-K? What's next, money for Pre-Womb? Pre-Egg? Pre-Gleam in the eye?


I grew up in an era devoid of kindergarten and may I say, reading, writing, and arithmetic test scores were far higher than they are today. We had rote, pencils, and homework with good libraries that weren't emptied before every bond election. Even with that working against us, many of my peers went on to become engineers, judges, teachers, business owners, and, yes, career politicians. Further, we didn't have to contend with Bilingual Education, New Math, Phonetic English, Computers on every desk, and Teacher Union Excuses for shameful results.


My gosh, we are paying far more per student than many of our surrounding states and getting squat to show for it. Pre-K will solve this? Of course, government functions under the Law of Inverse Perversity: the more you spend on a problem, the worse it gets, a fact voters often forget when a legal measure is wrapped in children.


Nevertheless, a lot of money had to be spent wastefully to defeat this tax. Billionaire, liberal meddler, and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg contributed $1.1 million to the pro-tax effort while $1.3 million was extorted from the American Beverage Association to fight the industry-killing measure. In fact, there's always lots of money spent to defeat every government effort to impose more taxes upon us. It's ridiculous. Without someone's deep pockets, TV, radio, and print advertising would be out of reach for small groups and individuals. You shouldn't need a king's ransom to defeat a bad idea.


It is disgustingly unfair that government forces such spending and I think that whenever government loses such efforts, government should refund the expenditures used to defeat their greedy ideas.


Let the people pay for their folly for electing such 'leaders' by having their taxes raised until the debt is repaid. Maybe then, politicians will think twice about putting out more tax increases and voters might take their head out of their behind and pay attention to who they are electing.


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Saturday, April 29, 2017

THE MARCH AGAINST SCIENCE

On April 22, 2017, liberals took to the streets to 'March For Science'. As usual, they demonstrated their fitness to walk and to carry large cardboard signs. Only I'd say, this was actually a march against skepticism, against any voices that disagreed with them, against even scientists whose results differed from the 'consensus' that now takes the place of scientific proof. And with all the bluster and verbiage were underlying threats against those who would hold an opinion they disagreed with. Freedom of speech is limited to them, don't you know.

The whole thing, of course, is ridiculous. I don't know who is against science. Science has brought us marvelous things: cellphones, TVs, automobiles, computers, antibiotics, electricity, you name it, we are led by science. The smug thought that there is anyone against science and that we must somehow stand up for it verges on the insane.


But skepticism, ah, that is something else. We will agree with the marchers, we will accept their verdicts, we will not threaten their views. Or else.


Skepticism, however IS the foundation of science. In 1615, Galileo Galilei was tried for heresy by the Roman Inquisition for believing that the earth revolved around the sun. Girolamo Fracastoro in 1546 proposed his germ theory and was greeted with disdain. In 1982, the American biochemist and neurologist Stanley Prusiner proposed that prions were responsible for Mad Cow Disease and was met with anger and disbelief. Everywhere you look, the 'consensus' has often been shown to be wrong, wrong, wrong.


Back in 1968, biologist Paul Ehrlich, peddling neo-Malthusian theory, said overpopulation would soon destroy mankind; over ten years ago, former Vice President Al Gore told us we only had 10 years to save the planet from global warming; oh, and back in the 70s, we were told to prepare for the coming Ice Age. Yet we are still here. All of us.


So go the marchers, following the Pied Piper consensus of Leftist politics whose bidding they are really doing. Politics is science, science is politics. There IS climate change/global warming because they say so. Overpopulation is right around the corner because they say so. Obey their thinking because they say so.


By denying the skeptical, the 'March for Science' was really a 'March Against Science'.


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

SANTA FE THE GREEDY

If you've ever needed a reason to avoid Santa Fe, New Mexico, you now have a pretty good one.

Thanks to the genius of Mayor Javier Gonzales and the dwarves on the city council, they want to pass a sugar tax that would not only raise the cost of soda drinks you order at a restaurant or fast food drive-up but would, according to a newspaper ad now running from the organization "Better Way For Santa Fe & Pre-K", raise a gallon of juice drink from $1.59 to $4.06; a 12-pack of soda would be upped from $4.49 to $7.37; and a canister of lemonade mix would rise astoundingly from $6.98 to $28.74.

Purported to be an outgrowth of their 'concern' for public health and to fund more useless programs for the 'children', it's really just another behind-the-back tax to further feed the ever-expanding hog of government they've created in that ultra-liberal city. Of course, the picture of Santa Fe liberals going to the polls to further screw themselves is a laughable sight indeed, but for those who just want to quench their thirst and sweet tooth without the demands of money-gut politicians it will make a trip outside the City Indifferent to buy soft drinks a necessity.

There will be a special election vote this May 2 but, whether it is defeated or not, government-government-government is all these liberal Communistic political weasels ever have on their mind.

ADDENDUM: On May 2, 2017, the measure was defeated: 11,533 against the tax and 8,382 in favor of it. Which all goes to show that you can lead a Horse to water but you can't make it shoot itself in the foot.

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Saturday, April 22, 2017

CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE


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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

BUILD THE DAMNED WALL


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Monday, April 3, 2017

INSANE DEMOCRAT KLOWN POSSE


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Sunday, March 19, 2017

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE TRUMP DISORDER


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

NOT A SANCTUARY HOUSE YARD SIGN


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Friday, March 3, 2017

MODERN JOURNALISM IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY


well, somebody needs to reply to hateful newspaper editorials and, today, I am the one:

I found the Albuquerque Journal's editorial accusing President Donald Trump of being a threat to democracy an exercise in unmitigated hypocrisy. All the president has done is quite rightly throw the phony Democrat Party media off the pedestal they put themselves on. And it must have been a very high fall to hear the moaning coming from the Journal and the rest of the so-called news media.

Apparently you don't even read your own publication or you might have noticed the seriously biased one-sided coverage you give us on every issue that comes along. Your love for the overtaxation of your readers and your spiteful and poorly-thought out political endorsements is almost a foregone conclusion. All together, your paper does not help a reasonable public reach good decisions.

We have just gone through eight years of Barack Hussein Obama and we saw nothing but deceit and open adoration for this America-bashing fool from our so-called media. Foreign newspapers gave us better coverage of what was really going on in our own government than this herd of sycophants who only showed up to receive a paycheck and a pat on the back for reporting nothing. Your eyes and ears at the Journal must have been closed to the events of that era, not to mention your noses stuffed up to block the stench of anti-Americanism that flourished at the time although, who knows, maybe you heartily agreed with Obama's disdain for this country and the contempt he had for our rather quaint old-fashioned conservative American values.

Given what I've seen over the past eight years, I believe President Trump far more than I would believe anybody in the media or at the Journal. I think he has America's interests at heart. The Journal? Meh. I have no faith in your judgement or your beliefs.

We have received the Journal since the 50s. I remember when I enjoyed reading it but, more and more, I find myself disgusted with the liberal slant. I cringe whenever I see your hateful anti-Republican, anti-conservative, anti-normality cartoons which seem to have been dredged up from an even bigger pool of hate. You must have some kind of ugly mentality to print that kind of garbage.

This newspaper has evolved into little more than a Democrat Party toot horn. Democracy will not survive if this is going to be our source of news. Before you accuse others of being a threat to democracy, take a good hard look at yourself.

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Sunday, February 26, 2017

CAN WE STILL RECRUIT AMERICAN STUDENTS?


I think the Albuquerque Journal Sunday article by Lauren Villagran titled "Can we still recruit Mexican students?" is an insult not only to New Mexico but to this country, as well. Since when do we have to bring in students from Mexico to study here? We have an entire state full of students who need that opportunity. And if New Mexico's residents are not to our universities' liberal liking we have an entire country full of AMERICANS who need to partake of that right. We're more than happy to give Mexican students a tuition discount while giving a big fat middle finger to out-of-state students as though they only qualify for third-rate status. We treat our own people like scum while glorifying foreigners as superior.

Mexico, a country which established the first university in North America in 1551, should be taking care of its own people and its own students. I'm tired, as an American, of having this nasty Villagran garbage thrown in my face that somehow I'm responsible for everyone else in the world's problems and needs to the utter detriment of our own country and our own people.

I love AMERICA. I DON'T love Mexico. I DON'T love Syria. I DON'T love Australia. I DON'T love China. I DON'T love Timbuktu. And frankly, I've had a belly full of people who look everywhere else to find something to admire and emulate.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

PAGEANT OF THE OFFENDED


Pageant of the Offended - protesting as an art form
by Clyde James Aragon

There were so many protests throughout the country this President's Day: Not My President, Resist, Anti-Trump rallies from one end of the continent to the other. And in the past few months, people have taken to the streets to protest against enforcing the Immigration Laws, slowing the rate of Abortions, building Pipelines, promoting Black Lives Matter, a Day Without Immigrants, you name it, everywhere the American Left has been on the move, clogging streets and burning everything in their path often aided by George Soros’ money and Barack Hussein Obama’s “Organizing For Action” anti-America organization.

But it got me thinking that a while back they had a “Pageant of the Bands” competition in my hometown where school marching bands competed for honors and recognition. It was an all-day affair and brought a lot of excitement to the city not to mention plenty of out-of-towners coming in to throw around their cash.

So given all the rabble-rousing going on why not take advantage of the situation and do something similar. Like “Pageant of the Offended” where a panel of judges would travel around the country rating protests. It begs to be a reality show. They would compete for prizes and plaques and maybe food coupons.

And there would be so much to rate: offensive language, colorful costumes, rock-hurling, brick tossing, largest placard, most creative use of the f-word, lamppost bending, setting buildings on fire, overturning cars, loudness, unruliness, malodorousness, most unthinkably flagrant breaking of public urination laws, lengthiest time intersections are closed down, the 100-yard run away dash, most intolerant statement given to the media, police boxing, tear gas breathing, profoundest chant, and the use of ‘so’ to begin every sentence.

This would put many cities on the map for who knew places like Albuquerque, Topeka, or Woonsocket (especially Woonsocket) would be such hotbeds of discontent. In this contest, size doesn’t matter. Only enthusiasm and rage.

This could lead to interstate rivalries. Picture governors betting cases of oranges and jars of homemade jam. And then the gambling. Vegas would explode with bets.

Of course, you could have competing groups in the same city going head-to-head for bragging rights, perhaps marching down parallel streets so that they might be better compared. Or it could be done just like Thanksgiving parades with angry mobs walking past downtown TV cameras while entertainment acts performed between groups.

It boggles the mind how entertaining this could all be. And maybe we’ll still remember what they were complaining about.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

10 SIGNS YOUR KID MIGHT BE A SUCCESSFUL HACKER


by Clyde James Aragon

* He now drives a Maserati but can’t spell it
* He gets frequent toaster deliveries from foreign banks
* There’s a van with a parabolic antenna constantly parked in front of the house
* The government keeps sending him letters asking for donations
* At night, house lights go out as he walks past neighborhood homes
* He’s the featured speaker at a get-rich-quick symposium
* They’ve named a dial tone after him
* The household computer is on a first-name basis with him
* He refers to himself as Spoof Daddy
* Vladimir Putin keeps asking him to come out and play

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DON'T OFFEND A LIBERAL


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Sunday, February 19, 2017

ONE-SIDE FITS ALL NEWSPAPER

a letter I sent to my local newspaper in the Trumpian Style:

This Sunday's Albuquerque Journal (19 February, 2017) was an amazing exercise in Liberal Crybabyism.

* Any Obamacare repeal will set back aid for addicts.

* The Dakota Access Pipeline will destroy the planet.

* At least four separate articles and an editorial illustrating how President Donald Trump's insistence on enforcing the immigration laws will tear apart the fabric of civilization and lead to World War II Japanese internment camps.

* A notice of a teachers union rally on Monday which will demand that our Legislature stop cutting money from our fabulously-successful public school system.

However, I just couldn't bring myself to look inside the pages of the "Life in New Mexico" section lest it send me into Liberal Political Diabetic Shock.

One thing you can easily ascertain, unless today's modern Democrat is running things, running everything, running everything into the ground, the world is coming to an end.

But watching the Journal in firm control at the cab of the New Mexico Hate-Trump Train reassured me that all was right in the world. We should be grateful that this tabloid was not polluted by any stories that might show appreciation toward this great country we live in. Otherwise we might be tempted to open a Bible and thank God.

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Thursday, February 16, 2017

LAND OF THE FREE - NO MORE

The despicable open-whisper campaign against Michael Flynn by the Democrat Party Mainstream Media makes it appear, more and more, that the NSA (National Security Agency) was set up solely to spy on law-abiding Americans. Private conversations are being eavesdropped on and their contents released if it becomes politically expedient to whatever government agency is trying to hang on to power. And it appears that the aforementioned Media would be ever-so happy to help if it could hamper or even bring down any democratically-elected government.

This up-and-coming neo-Dictatorship is so easy to run with modern technology, the development of which seems to have been undertaken for just that purpose. George Orwell's 1984 was old and creaky compared to today's shiny electronic listening ears.

At the rate we're going, we ought to purge the phrase "Land of the Free" from the Star-Spangled Banner.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

THE BRAVE TOM UDALL

So our New Mexico Senator Tom Udall bravely stood up at a Senate podium and read the nasty anti-Jeff Sessions letter written by Coretta Scott King that Elizabeth Warren tried to read. He would not let her be silenced.

But where was Mr. Udall when liberal/progressive/Democrat mobs tried to silence a conservative speaker on the University of New Mexico campus recently? Where was he then?

Or at Berkeley? When has Mr. Udall tried to defend freedom of speech there? Or anywhere?

This is all like watching a tag team match between professional Democrat politicians like Tom Udall and the ultra-liberal fact-free mainstream media.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

POOR POTTY TRAINING


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Thursday, February 2, 2017

MEDIA GROUNDHOG DAY


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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

WOMEN'S MARCH MADNESS

a letter to the Albuquerque Journal from my uncle, Gilbert Aragon:

Wow. I'm amazed that columnist Joline Gutierrez Krueger dragged herself out of the self-pity bar she normally resides in to report on Saturday's gathering of jade egg warriors in Santa Fe, the one place in New Mexico completely hostile to reality.

Given all the hate at the "Love Trumps Hate women's-march-and-banner-waving" they managed to shower us with, gave me reason to laugh if not for their mindless, unreasoning petulance but for the hysterics-flavored comedic effect they spread.

But why was this piece of snarky tripe front page material? Why does one-sided coverage merit such a podium? Certainly, President Trump's efforts to revive oil-carrying pipelines that would help America would be far more impactful upon us than this space waster. And the tiny sports page notice that the Philadelphia Phillies traded off pitcher Severino Gonzalez to the Miami Marlins has a significantly greater consequence on my life. But a breathless front page article on the noisy activity of 'sisters', the liberal word for 'lunatic', is a bit much.

Nevertheless, what's with the Journal? Along with the assorted nasty cartoons and anti-Trump pundit editorials, this is the same type of hate piece we would see on a daily basis when George W. Bush was president (and Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush and any Republican who has dared to reside in the White House). Are there absolutely no local conservatives who are allowed to write at the Journal? Any men? Is diversity a meaningless term reserved only for the un-diverse?

Man, oh, man, this is liberal deja vu all over again.

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Sunday, January 22, 2017

LOVE TRUMPS HATE, OR DOES IT?

Rioting in Washington, D.C., fighting with the police, burning cars, swearing at passersby, tear gas in the air, arrest after arrest. Just the 'Love Trumps Hate' crowd leading by example.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A DONALD TRUMP

We take pleasure in answering at once and thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of the Internet:

Dear Editor of the Internet:
I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Donald Trump.
Papa says, "If you see it in the Internet, it's so."
Please tell me the truth, is there a Donald Trump?

Virginia O'Hanlon
115 West Ninety Fifth Street

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, VIRGINIA, whether they be men's or children's, are little. Especially the minds of liberals, progressives, and socialists. Those are the tiniest minds of all: small, ignorant, and stubborn. They're just plain jerks.

Yes, little snowflake, there is a Donald Trump. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Donald Trump. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance, to make tolerable this existence. We would see not the promise of liberty to think and believe as we choose; to worship and be governed by our God; to speak our mind without reproach; to enjoy the unblemished promise the future holds.

No Donald Trump? Wash my eyes out with cherry soda. There would be no one to stand up against big, despotic government. No one to drain the swamp of career politicians and unchecked bureaucrats. No one to stand tall when the red, white, and blue unfurls in the crisp morning air.

Not believe in Donald Trump! You might as well not believe in tax cuts! You might get your papa to hire men to watch all the roads on Inaugural Day to catch Donald Trump, but even if they did not see Donald Trump coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Donald Trump, but that is no sign that there is no Donald Trump. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Well, let me try another metaphor. Did you ever see an elephant blow his nose into a handkerchief? Of course not; but that's no proof that elephants don't. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. Like smaller government, lower taxes, and less regulations.

No Donald Trump! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, buttercup, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of America.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

OBAMA'S FAREWELL ADDRESS

I was somewhat disappointed in Barack Hussein Obama's farewell address. I thought for sure he would have visited all 57 states one last time so as to be regaled with parades and fund-raising dinners.

Instead, he took the opportunity to stand before the adoring cameras of the liberal media to tell us once again that this country was still too white for his taste, too rich for our own good, and so racist and bigoted that we have learned nothing under his inspired tutelage. Not since George Washington stood on the steps of Mount Vernon to tell us that horses should be shod have we received such insightful commentary.


He also took the time to warn us of the evil Donald Trump, the evil Russians, the evil computer hackers, and everything evil in the world who colluded to take over the reins of government. We must be on guard lest we lose freedom, liberty, and the great blessings of Obamacare. We must, we must.


I don't know what a man of Mr. Obama's stature will do now that he leaves office but I think a turn as a Las Vegas magician would be in order given that he made $9 trillion of our printed money disappear into thin air. Or as a boxing referee as his military adventures have caused so many foreign conflicts to fester and grow. Or as an environmental engineer as he has the single-handed power to take carbon out of the atmosphere.


Nevertheless, his actions in his farewell acceptance speech were so low-key and non-Obama of him I had to scratch my head. I thought for sure he would have gone amidst the unwashed rabble one final time to give us the chance to touch the fabric of his well-tailored suit so that the infirmed amongst us might be healed.


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