Sunday, February 26, 2017

CAN WE STILL RECRUIT AMERICAN STUDENTS?


I think the Albuquerque Journal Sunday article by Lauren Villagran titled "Can we still recruit Mexican students?" is an insult not only to New Mexico but to this country, as well. Since when do we have to bring in students from Mexico to study here? We have an entire state full of students who need that opportunity. And if New Mexico's residents are not to our universities' liberal liking we have an entire country full of AMERICANS who need to partake of that right. We're more than happy to give Mexican students a tuition discount while giving a big fat middle finger to out-of-state students as though they only qualify for third-rate status. We treat our own people like scum while glorifying foreigners as superior.

Mexico, a country which established the first university in North America in 1551, should be taking care of its own people and its own students. I'm tired, as an American, of having this nasty Villagran garbage thrown in my face that somehow I'm responsible for everyone else in the world's problems and needs to the utter detriment of our own country and our own people.

I love AMERICA. I DON'T love Mexico. I DON'T love Syria. I DON'T love Australia. I DON'T love China. I DON'T love Timbuktu. And frankly, I've had a belly full of people who look everywhere else to find something to admire and emulate.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

PAGEANT OF THE OFFENDED


Pageant of the Offended - protesting as an art form
by Clyde James Aragon

There were so many protests throughout the country this President's Day: Not My President, Resist, Anti-Trump rallies from one end of the continent to the other. And in the past few months, people have taken to the streets to protest against enforcing the Immigration Laws, slowing the rate of Abortions, building Pipelines, promoting Black Lives Matter, a Day Without Immigrants, you name it, everywhere the American Left has been on the move, clogging streets and burning everything in their path often aided by George Soros’ money and Barack Hussein Obama’s “Organizing For Action” anti-America organization.

But it got me thinking that a while back they had a “Pageant of the Bands” competition in my hometown where school marching bands competed for honors and recognition. It was an all-day affair and brought a lot of excitement to the city not to mention plenty of out-of-towners coming in to throw around their cash.

So given all the rabble-rousing going on why not take advantage of the situation and do something similar. Like “Pageant of the Offended” where a panel of judges would travel around the country rating protests. It begs to be a reality show. They would compete for prizes and plaques and maybe food coupons.

And there would be so much to rate: offensive language, colorful costumes, rock-hurling, brick tossing, largest placard, most creative use of the f-word, lamppost bending, setting buildings on fire, overturning cars, loudness, unruliness, malodorousness, most unthinkably flagrant breaking of public urination laws, lengthiest time intersections are closed down, the 100-yard run away dash, most intolerant statement given to the media, police boxing, tear gas breathing, profoundest chant, and the use of ‘so’ to begin every sentence.

This would put many cities on the map for who knew places like Albuquerque, Topeka, or Woonsocket (especially Woonsocket) would be such hotbeds of discontent. In this contest, size doesn’t matter. Only enthusiasm and rage.

This could lead to interstate rivalries. Picture governors betting cases of oranges and jars of homemade jam. And then the gambling. Vegas would explode with bets.

Of course, you could have competing groups in the same city going head-to-head for bragging rights, perhaps marching down parallel streets so that they might be better compared. Or it could be done just like Thanksgiving parades with angry mobs walking past downtown TV cameras while entertainment acts performed between groups.

It boggles the mind how entertaining this could all be. And maybe we’ll still remember what they were complaining about.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

10 SIGNS YOUR KID MIGHT BE A SUCCESSFUL HACKER


by Clyde James Aragon

* He now drives a Maserati but can’t spell it
* He gets frequent toaster deliveries from foreign banks
* There’s a van with a parabolic antenna constantly parked in front of the house
* The government keeps sending him letters asking for donations
* At night, house lights go out as he walks past neighborhood homes
* He’s the featured speaker at a get-rich-quick symposium
* They’ve named a dial tone after him
* The household computer is on a first-name basis with him
* He refers to himself as Spoof Daddy
* Vladimir Putin keeps asking him to come out and play

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DON'T OFFEND A LIBERAL


Offend A Liberal Bumper Sticker

Offend A Liberal Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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Sunday, February 19, 2017

ONE-SIDE FITS ALL NEWSPAPER

a letter I sent to my local newspaper in the Trumpian Style:

This Sunday's Albuquerque Journal (19 February, 2017) was an amazing exercise in Liberal Crybabyism.

* Any Obamacare repeal will set back aid for addicts.

* The Dakota Access Pipeline will destroy the planet.

* At least four separate articles and an editorial illustrating how President Donald Trump's insistence on enforcing the immigration laws will tear apart the fabric of civilization and lead to World War II Japanese internment camps.

* A notice of a teachers union rally on Monday which will demand that our Legislature stop cutting money from our fabulously-successful public school system.

However, I just couldn't bring myself to look inside the pages of the "Life in New Mexico" section lest it send me into Liberal Political Diabetic Shock.

One thing you can easily ascertain, unless today's modern Democrat is running things, running everything, running everything into the ground, the world is coming to an end.

But watching the Journal in firm control at the cab of the New Mexico Hate-Trump Train reassured me that all was right in the world. We should be grateful that this tabloid was not polluted by any stories that might show appreciation toward this great country we live in. Otherwise we might be tempted to open a Bible and thank God.

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Thursday, February 16, 2017

LAND OF THE FREE - NO MORE

The despicable open-whisper campaign against Michael Flynn by the Democrat Party Mainstream Media makes it appear, more and more, that the NSA (National Security Agency) was set up solely to spy on law-abiding Americans. Private conversations are being eavesdropped on and their contents released if it becomes politically expedient to whatever government agency is trying to hang on to power. And it appears that the aforementioned Media would be ever-so happy to help if it could hamper or even bring down any democratically-elected government.

This up-and-coming neo-Dictatorship is so easy to run with modern technology, the development of which seems to have been undertaken for just that purpose. George Orwell's 1984 was old and creaky compared to today's shiny electronic listening ears.

At the rate we're going, we ought to purge the phrase "Land of the Free" from the Star-Spangled Banner.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

THE BRAVE TOM UDALL

So our New Mexico Senator Tom Udall bravely stood up at a Senate podium and read the nasty anti-Jeff Sessions letter written by Coretta Scott King that Elizabeth Warren tried to read. He would not let her be silenced.

But where was Mr. Udall when liberal/progressive/Democrat mobs tried to silence a conservative speaker on the University of New Mexico campus recently? Where was he then?

Or at Berkeley? When has Mr. Udall tried to defend freedom of speech there? Or anywhere?

This is all like watching a tag team match between professional Democrat politicians like Tom Udall and the ultra-liberal fact-free mainstream media.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

POOR POTTY TRAINING


Poor Potty Training Bumper Sticker

Poor Potty Training Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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Thursday, February 2, 2017

MEDIA GROUNDHOG DAY


Media Groundhog Day Bumper Sticker

Media Groundhog Day Bumper Sticker

by CJA_the_humorist


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