Tuesday, February 21, 2017

10 SIGNS YOUR KID MIGHT BE A SUCCESSFUL HACKER


by Clyde James Aragon

* He now drives a Maserati but can’t spell it
* He gets frequent toaster deliveries from foreign banks
* There’s a van with a parabolic antenna constantly parked in front of the house
* The government keeps sending him letters asking for donations
* At night, house lights go out as he walks past neighborhood homes
* He’s the featured speaker at a get-rich-quick symposium
* They’ve named a dial tone after him
* The household computer is on a first-name basis with him
* He refers to himself as Spoof Daddy
* Vladimir Putin keeps asking him to come out and play

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from "Full Frontal Stupidity" - http://fullfrontalstupidity.blogspot.com/

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